6 years ago. Monday, February 11, 2019 at 8:17 AM
Normally I might have a quick comeback for these antics but I am so tired... and I have a royal headache. (Seriously this thing will NOT go away)
Sub People... I implore you...
How shall I respond to these crude messages?
*lifts the words with wooden tongs and pastes them below*
messages:
“Hahahaha....Nice ...I want to fuck u ..mmmuuhh...Lick your every parts”
“So m your boss and you are mine”
*sets tongs on fire*
Maybe with nonsensical jokes?
example:
If 99 martians landed in your backyard...
How many pancakes could you fit in your dog’s doghouse?
answer:
None! Because goldfish don’t like ice cream!!!