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The Muse

A creature that drives inspiration and passion in the soul of an artist.... Why is she charmed? She has become enthralled with her subject. The artist has rendered her to her knees.
5 years ago. February 11, 2019 at 1:17 PM

 

Normally I might have a quick comeback for these antics but I am so tired... and I have a royal headache. (Seriously this thing will NOT go away) 

 

Sub People... I implore you...

How shall I respond to these crude messages?

*lifts the words with wooden tongs and pastes them below*

 

messages:

“Hahahaha....Nice ...I want to fuck u ..mmmuuhh...Lick your every parts”

 

 “So m your boss and you are mine”

 

*sets tongs on fire*

 

Maybe with nonsensical jokes?

example:

If 99 martians landed in your backyard...

How many pancakes could you fit in your dog’s doghouse?

 

answer:

None! Because goldfish don’t like ice cream!!!

CrimsonPaw - I have no words 🤣
5 years ago
Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - OMFG!!! I shouldn't laugh, but it's so funny!!!

Sorry about your headache! I hope you got some sleep and feel better today 🧟❤️🧟
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - I got sleep but it’s still there 😭
5 years ago

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