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5 years ago. November 14, 2018 at 8:01 AM

Yes...you read that correctly.  Although it was a crazy dream. 

 

I had a house full of people and my mom was there and my family...it was like a circus...’cause there was seriously...circus freaks there.

No lie.

We were all eating food, having a good time, and then a neighbor was knocking on the door.

I said "Mom...its that weird guy from down the road.”

My mom told me to tell him we had company...cause like...we did.

Lots.

I went through the kitchen, for lack of anywhere else to travel in the house, and as I passed the kitchen window...there was a dude on a camel.

A few people crowded into the kitchen to pet the camel through the window.

As did I.

But as I pet the camel...he turned into a centaur.

A sexy centaur.

A very sexy centaur covered in woad.

He started talking to me all in old English and wanted a kiss...and I was thinking,

“Dude...you're a camel.”

I must have overcome that obstacle because I woke up making kissy faces!

SchrodingersDinosaur​(switch female) - Oh dear Muse, I recommend that you lay off whatever food or beverage you consumed directly before bed! 😜 And Fud you know you fit in at Walmart in the middle o' the night! Viva la Weirdness!
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - Okay... Tuna + Crackers + water = camel/sexy centaur.... remember this!
5 years ago
SchrodingersDinosaur​(switch female) - Sushi gets me like that! Maybe it's a common side affect, some crazy tuna madness thing!
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - I LOVE sushi... and I have crazy dreams all the damn time.
5 years ago
SchrodingersDinosaur​(switch female) - Yep, it's gotta be tuna madness!
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - It almost makes me want to make a spoof off that old film “Reefer Madness”... but with tuna and crazy dreams... it also could be that it’s 4AM here and I’m terribly silly. But you are probably on to something! We should do a study! The effects of Tuna consumption and dream content.
5 years ago
SchrodingersDinosaur​(switch female) - Yep, I'm in the throes of middle of the night goofiness meself. Think I should probably head back to bed for a bit more shut eye. Totally agree someone should take the Tuna Madness thing on for a thesis project or something!
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - Ima do it! I always complain about how boring research papers are... not anymore, my friend... not anymore!
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - I wonder if I can get a grant to conduct said study
5 years ago
SchrodingersDinosaur​(switch female) - Maybe try a Dolphin Lover's Association for the grant. They'd have a vested interest in reducing human tuna consumption, saving the fish for our wild friends! 😂
5 years ago
Sensual City Girl{ForeverHIS} - Now I want tuna. Lol And, I have gone to Walmart in my pj’s. Ahhh, the comforts of like being at home 🤣
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - If you happen to indulge in some Tuna... do tell us your dreams :)
5 years ago
Sensual City Girl{ForeverHIS} - I'd be afraid to. I have too much vivid dreams as it is. LOL
5 years ago
Thecharmedmuse​(switch female){My Wildman} - Even better!!!!
5 years ago

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