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The Muse

A creature that drives inspiration and passion in the soul of an artist.... Why is she charmed? She has become enthralled with her subject. The artist has rendered her to her knees.
7 years ago. Wednesday, November 14, 2018 at 3:01 AM

Yes...you read that correctly.  Although it was a crazy dream. 

 

I had a house full of people and my mom was there and my family...it was like a circus...’cause there was seriously...circus freaks there.

No lie.

We were all eating food, having a good time, and then a neighbor was knocking on the door.

I said "Mom...its that weird guy from down the road.”

My mom told me to tell him we had company...cause like...we did.

Lots.

I went through the kitchen, for lack of anywhere else to travel in the house, and as I passed the kitchen window...there was a dude on a camel.

A few people crowded into the kitchen to pet the camel through the window.

As did I.

But as I pet the camel...he turned into a centaur.

A sexy centaur.

A very sexy centaur covered in woad.

He started talking to me all in old English and wanted a kiss...and I was thinking,

“Dude...you're a camel.”

I must have overcome that obstacle because I woke up making kissy faces!

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