So, as you are all aware I was really looking forward to posting something that I think readers would find thought provoking for my first "real" post...But, it needed some editing.
So, after getting home from work, I sat down and set to task, casually taking notice of the time of morning (2:46 am, this is good, I should not be interupted).
First, I decided on the the font, and other small details. Then I quickly scanned for structure keeping an eye out for typos and punctuation.
One hour gone, I was going strong.
Next, I reread for grammer usage, subject verb agreement, again keeping an eagle eye out for typos...
I thought to myself, "I'm gettin' an 'A' on this mutha' ", Two hours elapsed, I was like a machine.
It was going so well. I could see it starting to take shape... finish a thought here, omit that reference there (dear god what was I thinking going off on that tangent, It didn't go with anything).
I worked feverishly time no longer mattered to me, "HA! Time was for mere mortals..."
I was possesed, this would be the greatest literary triumph in hIstOrY! So what if only perverts and deviants would ever read it... It... would... be ..... EPIIIC!!!!
Three hours... three and a half......
As I race on toward my goal, my vision spaghetified, like I had crossed the event horizon of a massive singularity...it was right in front of me, and I was about to hit save when.................
[Please standby while your system Restarts.]
.........w.....? why, while.. my .. system ...? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPEND!!!!
Yes, Ladies and Doms, I had just been "Dom'd by technology... It was a litterary orgasm denial by.........Bill Gates. *sigh*
(If I EVER meet that mother fucker, I swear to GAWD I will kick him in the balls for this!)
But then... in the midst of my preparations for seppuku. I had an epiphany. It was so clear what I must do... I set to task............First, I decided on a font..........................
