No no don't worry me and my Daddy aren't meeting each others family. At least not yet. But I am meeting some of his "friends."Let me start from the beginning.
So Daddy went on a trip yesterday and wont be back for a few days. I was punished before he left but let's just say this bronco was still bucking. So I had the bright idea that to get Daddys attention and make him feel bad for leaving I would brat real bad yesterday. Word to the wise and all the new subs out there.....not a bright idea..you could just use your words and say....I miss you. But nevertheless I instead cursed, refused to do my 10 am greeting, called him names all the while thinking....he cant call me. He cant punish me. I can do what I want.
Another word to the wise...do not forget that cars have bluetooth settings and even if your Daddy is driving he can....and will call you to put you in your place. So when I went a step too far with my bratting and refused to do something for Daddy....the phone rang.I answered it innocently enough. Trying to be sweet. Trying to get him to see my pouting and innocence without actually seeing me....but it did not happen. That's when Daddy said I was going to be meeting grandpa.
You see I did this funny thing and named so of the implements I am punished with....and the wooden paddle which made it hard to sit for 4 days I named Dr. Evil and apparently he has a dad named....you guessed it...Grandpa. I literally begged. Pleaded. Said Daddy was mean. Anything to save my...well Daddys...innocent booty from punishment. I'm trying to be super good today (we will see how long that last) so maybe Daddy forgets and I dont receive consequences. Oh yeah that's the other annoying....I mean amazing....idea of Daddys.
I'm a teacher and I give my children consequences. When I kept telling Daddy it wasnt fair to punish me...he asked me what happens to my kids who dont listen. Again I got a clever idea. If I say a word other than punishment he cant use it to tell me I need a punishent. So I said...they get consequences. There was a brief pause and I can only imagine the look on Daddys face as I continued to brat. He said...fine then you wont get a punishment. Again a pause just long enough for me to get excited...you will get consequences. Literally my life and comfortable sitting crashed before me
. There was another punishment I wriggled my way out of where Daddy said since I cant seem to text him my I am beautiful greeting (which is still a lie Daddy) then I was going to have to post it on my blog every day at 11 AM. I am not about to annoy you all with lies....but if I miss just one day you all will know because I will be writing on the blog.
So wish me luck meeting the family. Pray for my booty. Pray for my bratting. And pray Grandpa is nice
