If you smack a right ass cheek are you obligated to smack the left so it doesn't feel left out? I have to I like symmetry.
Do you have to always properly tie a knot or can you just fudge it if it holds?
Is it ok for a Dom to claim he's tired if he's just not in the mood?
Why don't sex shops have home delivery like grub hub?
Why still is the ratio of hot dogs and buns not the same?
If the world was flat would it be easy to dig a hole to china?
Are clothes pins the very first nipple clamp?
Why is bacon so damn good but so much of a pain to make? (I want bacon in a bag delivered).
If every man's cum tasted like the worlds best chocolate and a women's pussy was like his favorite alcohol would there be nothing but oral sex?
Why isn't there a support group for Horney men, do they think we don't have it hard?
Ok I'll give it a rest. Hope all is well and good for everyone, Now 2 weeks with our new puppy, she is sweet but like having a child with four legs. Weather is getting to look more like fall everyday and the furnace just kicked on so I will say it's here. Hazel is doing well with her new job, the hours are retail so we see each other at strange time's but we make it work. Can't believe our one year anniversary is coming up, seems like yesterday, been through quite a bit in the last year. Big Hug to all and love from Lion and Hazel.
