So, there are plenty of blogs, information, and opinions about what to discuss with your dominant or submissive when first exploring the possibility of a relationship. Likes, dislikes, limits, fantasies,scenes, ect.
But what I've never seen is anything on body fluids or functions. Do you have these discussions with someone you're considering or do you wait until that moment when it happens to discuss it?
Let's start with body fluids, it's a natural part of sex, but are you talking about how it may impact your playtime? Let me explain, for the dom men here are you asking the question of where can I deposit my, baby gravy, my love seed, my cum of love. Ass, tits may be fine, hair face not so much.
This is important, my last sub had no boundaries when it came to that, my lioness does and it was discussed prior to our meeting, I respect her boundaries. Now for the female doms, do you have certain limits for this, or do your subs. if so I would like to hear what you think.
For the submissive's, did you inform your future dom or daddy that you flow like a river, cause a tsunami, are a squirter that can wash the walls? For me and others this is a wonderful thing, but for some it might be a deal breaker.
I will say that having to change the sheets or get out the blow dryer so no one has to sleep in the wet spot makes me happy. Tip, look for an absorbent pad sold at pharmacies they work wonderful and can be thrown in the washer.
Pms, ladies it happens, mother nature has a way of sneaking up like a ninja. Unknown until after the wave of ecstasy has subsided then the evidence is clear. The day we replace our mattress I may be arrested, they will have the evidence to convict me for multiple crimes.
Now for the A word Anal, for those that enjoy this let me ask you a question. Do you prepare for it or just do it in the moment? Little story first, I was told something when I was a lot younger about a anal experience from someone I know. He explained that afterwards when he pulled out his penis there was corn kernel on the end. Now I told this story to Hazel and everytime we see this person she leans over and says corn on the tip which we both start laughing. I'll give you a minute to either whence or think about eating corn before an intimate session.
Now prepping for this can involve, enemas, being on a regular schedule, or even avoiding certain foods. Whatever you choose just make sure you discuss this, rather than being the butt of a joke years later. It's all part of the relationship.
Now for the body fuctions.
I'm going to start with the one thing we all do, fart, pass gas, small explosion between the legs, however you describe it farts happen. Sometimes not when or where you want it, your in the middle of a wonderful scene being played out, hands are tied daddy or your dom is behind you smaking your ass. Then it happens, the rumble from below, the oh shit feeling, the gas is causing discomfort, lack of enjoyment pains are getting unbearable.
Now what do you do? Are you comfortable with your, dom or daddy to say excuse me, as you release the winds of potential death, causing them to shrug it off or run screaming as the hair in their nose curls. Do you use your safe word, exit the room and make a sound like a bass drum beating from the bathroom?
Doms are you lying there having your beautiful sub service your man hood when the burrito you had for lunch rolls through faster than a funny car in the quarter mile. What do you do, hold it in, making the gas pains feel like your the one being punished, hope that you can release it slowly and pray to God that it's quiet and smells like the candle you bought but never used. Say excuse me as you run for the bathroom, releasing a sound loud enough for your neighbors to wonder if they should call the cops.
Can we all say mood killer, we could but it's all dependent on how comfortable you are with each other, how strong the relationship is and did you have the discussion about how to deal with it. Its natural it happens, unless it smells like a dead skunks ass then let the laughter begin.
Take this example, you spent time tying your submissive into a beautiful artform using the ropes you have, your so proud of what you've done it's making your cock hard. Then it happens, she has to go. Oh shit, and I mean oh shit, precious seconds are passing, your fingers are moving but the rope is not coming undone, stop reach for the knife or paramedic scissors you keep just for such emergencies. Oops you don't have them, well I hope you're close because this might be embarrassing.
Just to say that was an example, not something that I have experienced. For Hazel's sake I wouldn't ever use something without her permission.
Lastly let's discuss the queff, air being pushed into the vaginal area by intercourse, It happens. How you deal with it is another matter, some women feel embarrassed, some don't care, but it should be discussed because maybe someone hasn't had the experience with one and might react negatively. My personal opinion is let it pass, continue with the enjoyment.
Body fluids are natural, how you deal with them is up to you, but it's a discussion that needs to be had. Body functions are also natural and a plan should be implemented for such occasions as to when something may go south and timing is of the essence.
For all, if you have ever ventured into the bathroom without warning and you feel like you have been personally assaulted by a smell that can only be described as death warmed over and reheated in a microwave then tell your significant other you still love them but they smell like shit. Lol
Have these discussions, it saves the embarrassment later. Much love to all, and buy air fresheners.
