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3 years ago. April 11, 2021 at 10:53 AM

So I wanted to let you all know what kind of conversations Hazel and I have or things that come out of her mouth most of the time. 

When Hazel first got here, she was doing the laundry and dyed my white socks a lovely shade of light blue. Not quite a baby blue but a blue neither the less, she felt bad about it. I assured her that it wasn't a big deal because they would be hidden by my jeans. 

So one day while out shopping we were having a conversation and I mentioned that she had dyed my socks blue. Hazel looks at me and says well I can color them yellow or brown if you like. I have never mentioned it again. 

Last Thanksgiving we had just her mother, my parents and  my daughter here for dinner. We had to do it the day after because Hazel had to work. I do all the cooking, so as Hazel is setting the table I was carving the Turkey. I sliced of just one of the Turkey breast and put it on a plate. 

My father is sitting next to Hazel I put the plate down by them. My father looks and says thats a big breast, Hazel grabs her left breast and holds it and says yes but not as big as mine. Needless to say my father was left speechless. 

My father and I were on the phone one day and the subject of how we liked our steaks came up. My father says medium well, I replied yes a little pink in the middle. Hazel says well I'm not a lesbian I don't like pink in the middle, once again my father is speechless. 

The other night I'm, let me say trying to clean the cat box but Hazel is trying to poke me in the butt. She thinks this is funny, now remember we just got the new toy. I turned around and said if you don't quit I'm going to attach your toy and poke you in the ass with my toy. She literally picked me up and carried me to the bedroom. 

Next night Hazel wants to go to the store. While I'm putting on my shoes she says you never let me drive when we go out. I replied, well you're still learning your way around here, she says but I know my way to the store, fine you drive. 

On the way to the store, it's nothing but her yelling at all the other drivers. Get the fuck out of the way, use a fucking turn signal, push the fucking gas pedal stupid. I said to her this is why you don't drive. 

Now while we're checking out, I get a whiff of what I can say is someone needs to take a shit because that fart was a clear sign of a turd yielding right of way. We are leaving the store and I asked her was that you? She says if it was me I would have told everyone and been proud of it. 

So my friends this is just a few of the many things that my beautiful lioness has said in the almost two years since we met. I can't imagine having a day go by without hearing the shit she says, she can make my father blush and that's a feat of itself. 

Have a wonderful Sunday, may the sun shine brightly on you. Big hug from Lion and Hazel

 

AdamDragon​(dom male) - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t stop laughing here. You guys are awesome ! Life’s to short to not get a rise every day. Enjoy this match made in...(fill in the blank) 😁
3 years ago
AdamDragon​(dom male) - Lol sugar. Don’t bet on it. Every day , accidents on the highways here.
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - I love that woman! And yes, I've heard some of the shit she says so I know...

But lion, you are JUST AS BAD....so don't EVEN!
3 years ago
LunarEclipse​(sub female) - This is great! 🤣🤣
3 years ago
Ingénue{VK} - Excellent
3 years ago
Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - I see nothing wrong in her driving. Those are skills learned from driving where she came from. Sounds like you got a keeper
3 years ago
Cressida Clytie​(masochist female){Taken} - One of my fave couples! Love you both! 💖💖💖
3 years ago

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