Dancing in darkness and solitude

The hilarity of the situation as a whole is just gobsmacking???.

I don’t do pics, I hate them. And yet for some unknown reason I was totally game to post my second ever butt pic for Jack’s challenge, only to be thwarted by my lack of subscription and be denied the ability to do so?. I feel scandalised that what would have essentially been me getting past a hurdle/fear of mine has resulted in this??‍♀️?.

I specially put on a g string and had a good few giggles while trying to figure out how the heck to get a half decent butt pick while trying not to topple over in the process. And then I wondered why it’s so seemingly easy for me to do so now, when I balk at it when asked from others one on one? very curious indeed.