Dancing in darkness and solitude

DarkNisha{Jackdaws} - I have this issue!!! I keep taking screenshots to save what I want to read later. I need someone to make a button that stops time so I can everything I want to. Bloody authors! Why do you have to make such amazing stories?! *grumble grumble*

Anyone know how to stop time so we readers can read everything we want to?

jackdaws - I wish I could make a time dilation device, then I could finish writing some of these damn books so that I can infect the minds of those that read them into reading more books... I mean... umm... helping people by providing temporary salves to their Enrichment By Manuscript Fixation conditions.

jackdaws - It can only be an addiction if it is bad for you, it is otherwise known as Enrichment By Manuscript Fixation. This is an uncurable condition, that the only known treatment for which is written in a book you have not read yet, not sure which book it is, but I am sure if you read them all you will eventually find it. All sufferers of Enrichment By Manuscript Fixation must continue to endeavour to persevere to find this treatment, and one day share said treatments with other sufferers. Unfortunately, this means reading a hell of a lot of books to find the answers, and I cannot be held responsible for any additional books I might end up adding to the mix, those are all purely coincidental adages.

In a totally not related interesting coincidence, I might have been given some more ideas for some additional Outersphere books to write by a naught bee the other day... I even have a new character to add to the mix based on a very naughty person we have been speaking to as well... Again, totally a coincidence that I mention this.

DarkNisha{Jackdaws} - I love this explanation!

This said 'very naughty person' might have been subconsciously telling you that you need to write MORE books.

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jackdaws - Who? What? When? Why? Where? Oh Look... A literary badger called Eloise who loves to go on adventures around mystical and beautiful landscape while solving crimes of a paranormal nature...

DarkNisha{Jackdaws} - YOU NEED TO WRITE THIS RIGHT MIAOW!!!

jackdaws - I mean I would, but then who would write about Officer Tenga and her fuzzy sidekick called Tengo, a loveable and silly Malamut whom only she can talk to, and their adventures through time and space with an all powerful teddy bear who directs them on complicated missions to ensure the diversity of timelines against loss by boredom?

DarkNisha{Jackdaws} - WRITE THAT NOW!!!

Little moon​(sub female){Not lookin} - Hiss, gasp, howl wherefor art though hindering the enrichment of our minds by withholding such essential and necce teachings of unbound knowledge and understanding?! How dare you deprive us of this glorious adventure by keeping these stories locked away from us inside your head! WRITE THEM DAMMIT! Don't make me sic the teddies on you. The hoard has been restless and shall not be kind to such slights.

jackdaws - I mean... That does not sound like a threat to be honest... I mean... Oh No, Not The Teddies! You will just have to come here and sic them on me and Nisha, and we will totally not steal you and them and keep feeding and hydrating you, while wrapping you up in nice warm fluffy blankets and reading stories to you all day... every day... for the rest of time... I mean Whaaaaat?! Not the Teddies...

Little moon​(sub female){Not lookin} - Ah he's clearly never dealt with a Teddy bear mob before. Especially ones that are in literature withdrawl😱. Or a sugar high!

jackdaws - You underestimate the size of the hoard of teddies I deal with on a daily basis... Rumbunctious does not cover the gaggle of fluffy, overly cute, and incredibly cuddly teddies that DarkNisha keeps... we are going to need a bigger boat (well... Apartment or house). Especially if there are more Teddies joining said hoard.

DarkNisha{Jackdaws} - I've already seen a bunch more teddybears I want........

jackdaws - I have also seen a bunch more teddies that I want to get you... and someone else too, not to mention adopting other said person...

DarkNisha{Jackdaws} - Woohoo!!!

Little moon​(sub female){Not lookin} - 😆🤣🤭

DarkNisha{Jackdaws} - I'm with Little Moon. You will deal with the wrath of the teddybears!!

Kelpi - I have the same problem. Start one then 20 later remember I still have not finished the first one.