LongerJohnny(dom male)

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Self-absorbed nonsense, tinfoil panty conspiracies, random horseshit, spontaneous out-of-my-ass pullings, and a time or two when I made myself laugh.
Co-founder of ⭐The Elite Dream Team⭐
Co-founder of ⭐The Romantically Horny Club⭐

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3 years ago. October 15, 2020 at 4:32 AM

Sometimes, admitting that you're wrong is even more difficult than explaining to your landlord that the rent will be late because you got fired for using the office computer to download milf revenge porn again.

Wait - I meant to say that it's easier.

My mistake.

HGB(sub female){Scottish M} - WHAT
My rent is always late because I don't want to go to the bank or walmart. Have to get a money order.

3 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male) - Yeah, rent is a pain in the ass. Walmart is also a pain in the ass. Imagine if you wanted to buy a Walmart franchise but had to sign a lease!

3 years ago

HGB(sub female){Scottish M} - Oh hell no

3 years ago

Literate Lycan(dom male) - Depends upon your landlord. LMAO. Your blogs slay me! Thanks for the humor to start the day!

3 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male) - Awesome!
Thanks. I love making people laugh so i always appreciate that kind of compliment.

3 years ago

My Dear{Trust} - That officially makes him the Wolf Slayer...right?

3 years ago

Grey Eyes(sub female){Owned} - I needed that 🤣😂🤣 thanks!

3 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male) - hahaha always my pleasure!

3 years ago

shesosweet(sub female) - You're funny...bwaha. Hope you didn't actually get fired.

3 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male) - Thanks! I was inspired by a guy I briefly worked who did infact get fired for downloading porn at work. Though I'm certain that milf was not his chosen ish.
Hey, I haven't asked in a few weeks - is it happy birthday time yet??

3 years ago

shesosweet(sub female) - Not yet... he is officially late for his big debut. Fashionably, let's hope.

3 years ago

shesosweet(sub female) - 40 weeks is 10 months basically which I really never thought about until it happened to me. I guess dome months technically are longer but I tell you...it feels like 10 months and I spent some time yesterday just crying that I'm still pregnant and don't have any power. Just about to lose it but I know he will be worth the wait.

3 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male) - I would have no idea but 10 months is only a little late right?
Hang in there, we're all thinking of you.

3 years ago

shesosweet(sub female) - Yeah 40 weeks is full term...it could be another week or even 2 but honestly just around 8 months I was thinking...a few more weeks. I am cooked now. Cooked!!! Thanks :)

3 years ago

HGB(sub female){Scottish M} - Remember to rest

3 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male) - I'm thinking the little thing is just about cooked and ready to pop out of the oven too.

3 years ago

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