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3 years ago. March 19, 2021 at 11:39 PM

I have decided to accept this 5 Things Challenge!

Thank you to Theandreas for issuing it, and to KB and LL for unintentionally making me aware of it.

This actually took a lot less time than I thought it would but sometimes I get to blogging and I can't stop...

 

5 things I like about myself:

1. My musical talent/ability: I play several instruments, compose, sing, used to play in a rock band, and occasionally still perform. I can often play songs after hearing them only a couple times, and I can transcribe and play pieces that somehow suddenly appear in my head. I'm pretty much awesome at all of it! (author's note - see dislike #4.)

2. My writing talent/ability: I've written many short stories, (started then never completed) 5 would-be novels, a play, was hired to polish someone else's screenplay, repeatedly blogged all over myself and others, and passed uncounted notes in class. I've even been known to pen some very, very bad poetry, but anybody can do that so my stuff is pretty forgettable. (author's note - see dislike #4 again.)

3. My friendliness: People like me. Animals like me. Fruits and vegetables like me. Luckily, I enjoy the company of most of these nutty characters. Minerals are notoriously stand-offish so I don't really know what they think of me, but I suspect we'd get along well.

4. My voice: I have a deep, relaxing voice and have made money using it.

5. My sense of humor: Seriously, I'm fucking hilarious!

 

AND NOW -

 

5 things I dislike about myself:

1. I hate that I don't get the point of visual art: Why would a person buy and hang a painting or photograph of a tree or a mountain or a sunset, or anything that they could just go outside and look at? I genuinely don't understand that - and as an artist I find that to be particularly bothersome.

2. I get way too territorial, overprotective, and even jealous: That's enough about that. Class dismissed.

4. My ego: It can't quite decide what it wants to be when it grows up. It's either too small, or too big, or too everything in-between. As you can see I kinda have a lot of ego to contend with. (author's note - see likes #1 and #2.)

5. I can never seem to finish procrastinating because I just keep putting it off until later.

5. Ok that last one was dumb so how about this: I'm very hard on my self whenever I don't do the "right thing" - as defined by own already too high standards for myself - especially if I don't do it immediately. A light turns off in my head and I start to feel like I've fucked up somehow.

4. My troubled relationship with numbers: Some days I can math like a motherfucker! Somedays I want to kick whoever invented numbers right square in the roots. Odd numbers are so cool that they should have their own comic books and movie franchises (complete with fully posable action figures) and I especially love prime numbers. But I don't even like even numbers because they seem puny and stupid by comparison.
And apparently today I'm really bad at counting.

 

(author's note - By strange coincidence, I actually gave this same challenge/task to someone special a few days ago!)

Literate Lycan​(dom male) - Brilliant and witty as always good sir. Completely feel you on dislike number 2 and which number 4, I have no idea. Probably the first 4.😂😆🤣
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - Thanks!
Yesm it was the first #4. The second #4 was about my difficulty with numbers and counting. So a bit of intentional irony.
😆
3 years ago
Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - And THIS right here on post are the 1,000 reasons why I LOVE YOU and think you're the absolute fucking BEST!! Me and numbers don't do well either 😂

Is that Gell on your ear??? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣. 🤔😏🥰
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - awwwwww! I think I blushy peed!
Yes, we do seem to connect on a lot huh. I couldn't be happier about that and everything else.
Except the 5 things I dislike hahaha. I could be happier about them.
Thank you Thank you Thank you
😋😛😁😍😉and stuff.
3 years ago
Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - Hey those.... 10 things... Aren't so bad! 😂🤣😂

No honestly, It's really the 1,000 amazing things you are - love 🥰❤️🥰
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - Loves and hugs and gooey to you too!
You are too wonderful for the rest of us.
And you make the rest of us better.
💌💘💥
3 years ago
Jack in the box -
Like L said, brilliant Mr Johnny - you definitely have a flare.
Thank you for sharing you. 😊
Hats off to the musical inclination
☺👍 🎶🎵
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) - Thanks Jack. It wasn't as difficult to share I as anticipated, perhaps because I left out some more intense dislikes.
But it was a fun one!
3 years ago
SweetSirRendering​(sub female) - hah! really enjoy how you delivered this.

great to know more about you! thanks for sharing
3 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male) -
Thank you very!
This only the third of these fun challenges I've done and I had fun with it.
"My excessive wordiness" as you wrote in yours, could have easily been in in either of my 5's.
I enjoyed reading it. Thanks.
3 years ago

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