Thank you to Purĕ for this neato challenge that I decided to wait until after the last moment to take part in. But I have enjoyed everyone else's posts, and have even guessed a few of them correctly!
These are my three. You can guess from these short versions, or if you would like a fuller explanation of each I included those below.
Good luck, good guesses, and thanks for playing:
1. One of the most questionable places I've had sex was inside a burning building. (Yes, while it was on fire.)
2. When I was 19 I had sex with a high school girl while at church. (Before you judge read the explanation below.)
3. My first and middle names are the same as, but in the reverse order of the stand-in for an adult film actor from the 70's. (I know, I didn't know they used stand-ins either.)
And now, the explanations, with greater detail:
1. One of the most questionable places I've had sex was inside a burning building. (Yes, while it was on fire.)
I was 18 and living in my first apartment. One day I was in the bedroom with my girlfriend and we were so busy making dirty dirty sex that we failed to noticed the smell and noises coming from the other side of the door. It wasn't until we finished that I realized that the shared wall between the bedroom and the kitchen was hot. A fire had broken out in the kitchen and spread. Thankfully there were no injuries but the kitchen cabinets were all burned down, the paint and carpet in the living room was melted and charred from the flames, and the walls throughout the rest of the apartment were burned black from the smoke.
2. When I was 19 I had sex with a high school girl while at church. (Before you judge let me explain...)
Ok, that was intentionally misleading which is why it needs an explanation: She was 18 years old so it was legal, but she was still in high school so it was still all hot and nasty and taboo! We took her parents van, got really stoned, drove to the closest place we could find that was as far away from her parents house as we could stand to wait, and parked. We made dirty dirty sex in the back of the van and a couple hours later we opened the back doors to find that we had been fucking in some lame church parking lot. (I said AT church not IN church you heathens!)
3. My first and last names are the same - but in the reverse order - as the stand-in for an adult film actor from the 70's. (I know, I didn't know they used stand-ins either.)
Turns out that after he was done making dirty dirty porn sex he went on to become a high profile public defense attorney in the town where one of my high school friends grew up so he was familiar with the guy's name. Fucker gave me shit about that for years. Not about the porn part, that was fine - but about being "named after" the STAND-IN!
Since I am late to this challenge and we have already moved on to new ones I suppose I shouldn't wait too long to reveal the results. I'll post the answers soon.
LJ
