more things to say to your dom that would OBVIOUSLY never get you in trouble
Run up and say "[title, title, title], you hit like a BABY" and it's your choice to either walk or run away
when they tell you to do something say, "awe, you really think you're the boss here?" OR in a different strain, "I'll let you keep pretending to be the boss." OR "you really think that you can tell me what to do? that's cute." (varients are always fun to keep things spiced)
After they finally finish talking about whatever you did 'bad' this time, say "Are you done yet? I have places to be :)"
if your Dom(me) is one that likes to countdown when you'll be getting a punishment, start counting with them, first slowly and then speed it up till your counting ahead of them. and then, of course, you should probably hide.
Call them in your lingerie, make sure you're showing it off a little, but when they pick up, say "Opps, I didn't mean to call you" then hang up.
Bonus for fun: Change your safeword to banana, and after a scene say "orange you glad I didn't say banana?" and then throw an orange at them.
*as always, I am entirely not responsible for the things that could ensure following each of these. Kink responsibly and consider if its right for your dynamic before testing them out.*
