I am strong,
(so do not challenge me!)
I am SUPER caring
(you just take it the wrong way)
I always know what is best
(when in doubt, ask me if I am right!)
I demand your submission even before you message me
(hey baby, whats the hold up!)
I am into every kink there is
(and MASTER of all!)
I can read your mind
(so why do you want to talk?)
I always say the exact right thing
(you just thought it was wrong or cold or uncaring)
I never make a mistake
('nuff said?)
I am so hot, I CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING
(but I am fixing it as we speak, and too busy doing it to send a pic!)
I attract subs like I am made of catnip for subs!
(I know how lucky you are to be here..do you?)
I have but one weakness ....REALITY.
(as long as we avoid that, you will be mine forever!)