Treks For Kinks
Imagine what the opening credits of Star Trek might have been if if were based on kink? Well .. wonder no more!
First off - the ship would be shaped a but differently ... lol
And the original opening prologue ...
"Space: the final frontier.
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
Its five-year mission:
to explore strange new worlds;
to seek out new life and new civilizations';
to boldly go where no man has gone before."
Would DEFINITELY had to change! Here are my suggestions :) enjoy...
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Dom Trek
Face, the final frontier
These are the voyages of the Domship Enter-her
Its five year mission
To explore strange new toys
To seek out new kinks
And new bondifications
To guide them both where his sub has not gone before
Sub Trek
submission, the final frontier
These are the voyages of the sub-ship Earn-It
Its life long mission
To submit to one who has earned it
To seek out he who is worthy
And surrender herself
To boldly offer what no man has held before
Brat Trek
(oh God don't let us forget the brats! :P)
submission, prolly not the final frontier
These are the voyages of the brat-ship "Oh yeah?!"
Its private little mission
To push your limits and hit your buttons
To seek out just where your sanity ends
to make you go
and redden her ass far more than ever before
