Good day fair folk of the cage.
By virtue of the fact you are reading this I can only assume that you have survived another night in this hellscape we now call home. Well done.
i was woken the morning by my son chapping the door to let us know that my dog had shat on the carpet. With no small amount of trepidation I went down stairs, preparing myself to face down the king of jobbies.
for those unaware the king of jobbies rules over the empire of shit referenced in the nine inch nails classic Hurt. He will often just send out his minions to spread the stench throughout the lands. However, on very special occasions, like your dog’s birthday, he will venture forth himself to grace your rug with his imposingly feculant presence.
so before i entered the front room I took a deep breathe to prevent any gag reflex. Thankfull his royal highness was not in attendance, the dog had just been sick after over endulging on some biscuits somebody had left lying on the worktop.
in other news The Donald has suspended us contributionss to the WHO. Peter Townsend is reported to be very upset as the were planning a world tour after all this died down.
anyways til next time stay safe.
and always double tap.
