Ok, due to recent developments in relation to both the covid and just the levels of general idiocy I have decided it is time for some drastic action.
I plan to use the thinning of the veil during Samhain to call forth a terrible creature of shadow and castigation. The very earth tremble before his dreadful visage, ancient trees will wilt in his wake and the skies themselves will bleed. All those, whom through their own ignorance and selfishness, refuse to accept that other people can be more vulnerable than them shall be hunted down, dragged screaming into the night. They will learn the errors of their ways as the flesh is flensed from their bodies. They will learn respect for others as their very soul is sundered. They learn the name of their tormentor and know to fear it, a name so horrific it has echo’d through the ages, burned into the very essence of our shared consciousness. That name shall be...Tim.
Anyways, till next time fellow cagerinos, I’m off to find a hobby, I clearly have too much time on my hands.
