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The Isolation Diaries

Just some thoughts and musings whilst remote working in self isolation...
3 years ago. December 22, 2020 at 12:27 PM

As it’s the week before Christmas, we have next to no customers calling through which means I have loads more time to post on here. I bet you are all just giddy with excitement, it must feel like you’ve won the lottery or found a fiver under the couch.

 

Well, prepare to be disappointed.  As it will mostly just be me typing up a flow of consciousness.  It’s quite cathartic really, I’d recommend everyone try it at least once, maybe twice just to be sure.  Kinda like that time in b+q only with less body fluids and a better mobile connection.  At least this time it can’t land me in court, one hopes.


I am aware that some of our non-uk readers may not know what b+q is so I’ll tell you.  It’s basically a big hardware store where we send all our old people to work once they have passed their sell by date.  

 

anyhoo,

im all out just now,  I may return later to bore the tits off you all.

 

 

 

 

Jack in the box -
I wanted my tits. 😔
3 years ago
badmonkey​(sub male) - Good things come to those who wait.
3 years ago
Bleiz​(sub female) - **grabs a tight hold to my tits **
3 years ago
badmonkey​(sub male) - Safer that way
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - Wait! I have tits? Where?????
3 years ago
badmonkey​(sub male) - Pretty sure I seen em just over there, down by the skirting board.
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - You must have good eyes cause I looked everywhere for them!
3 years ago
Jack in the box -
Well this took a turn . . .
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - Welcome to the life of a small titted woman.
3 years ago
Jack in the box -
Oh I totally know what you mean 😧
3 years ago
Jack in the box - ☺
3 years ago

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