Throw back to many many years ago. Long before I really began to understand I may have slight kink tendencies, I loved to bite. Still do.
It was a joke amongst super close friends that I should have a warning label "Dont get too close, girl may bite."
So years ago I am out for lunch with a coworker and we arrive at a pizza place that advertised their pizza buffet. We were excited and when researching we thought they ran until 2. We arrived at 12:50. Upon arrival we tell the waitress we are there for the buffet, she gave us a weird look and shrugged. We make our way to the buffet only to notice it is mostly empty. We take a slice and decide to wait for fresh pizzas. They never come out. We finally ask the waitress, who informs us their buffet closes at 1. Oops. Embarrased now at our mistake we burst into laughter and try to figure out what to do.
The waitress comes back and tells us the cook will make us each a fresh small pizza to make up for our Err. At this point I am extremely embarrassed and back then couldn't handle making any sort of a scene. So I decline. The waitress insists, the cook is waving at us to come up, people are staring. Red faced I approach the cooks window and he tells us dont worry I dont bite and to my utter horror I give the reply I normally tell me friends. "No but I do".
Not sure if you've ever willingly or unwillingly shared a hint or joke of your kink outside of similar interest groups but I highly recommend you avoid doing so. Especially in front of strangers in a semi crowded resturant.
There was a good minute of pure silence before I squeaked out my order and darted back to the table.
My friend comes back howling with laughter at my error. A few minutes later we recieve our pizzas from the annoyed waitress who informs us "This is from the weirdo in the kitchen for the giggly girls, specifically the one who bites" and she lays down a napkin with the cooks number on it.
So. Ya.
