smile..it's not all bad..is it?

I like to think I have a ready wit and sharp response to those that have a go.

Here are some of my favs,some stolen..shrugs

Your face is fine but you'll have to put a bag over that personality

do you still love nature , despite what it did to you

somewhere out there there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology

I am no cactus expert but I recognise a prick when I see one

I would challenge you to a game of wits but I see you are unarmed

I would slap you but shit splatters

shock me say something intelligent

Your only chance of gettng laid is to crawl up a chickens arse and wait

I haz lots more   and have probably used every one

Feel free to use them

D x