Bacon, Idolatry and other such Sacrilege.

I want to claim you aggressively. I want to take you by the hand, make you look me in the eyes and tell you exactly how things are going to be. I know what you need and you know I’m the only man who can and will deliver. You’re not a woman to be toyed with...not some trophy to obtain or some fantasy to achieve. You’re difficult and complicated and you require a man with patience, understanding, compassion and authority. You need someone who takes responsibility seriously and doesn’t play where priorities are concerned. You need someone to tell you “no” on occasion...not to be mean or spiteful...but to keep you in check because you know that sometimes you can be rash or overly dramatic. Most of all you need someone you can trust implicitly with everything in your life from day to day things to stuff you can’t talk to anyone else about. I know you better than any man ever has or ever will because most men will never see the you underneath the attractive exterior. They could never understand the intricacies that come together to make you who you are or what you are about. You can’t hide from me. You can’t mask your feelings from me. I know when shit is wrong with you and what needs to be done to fix it and I’m the only man with the ability to do so.