I’m still trying to wrap my head around those of you who insist upon using a closeup photo of your genitalia as your main profile pic.
Don’t get me wrong, a nice set of tits, moistened vagina and an erect phallus are all lovely to look upon once I get to know you on a more personal level. But if I might be permitted to ask you one question it would be how does your mother or father, your dentist, or your minister feel about your handshake? I mean, I’m assuming at this point that you greet everyone with your penis extended as a sort of salutation gesture. I’m just curious how that greeting usually turns out for you. Maybe it works for you. Please, share your experience below.
The next message I get from anyone sporting a closeup of any sort of “junk” as their main photo is getting much more than they bargained for.
Note: I have no problem with artfully depicted nudes...I’m talking about shitty angled, closeup photos of any genitalia taken with zero lighting and a crappy cell phone camera at 2am under a filthy looking blanket in a dank looking bedroom that belongs to an obvious hoarder.