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7 months ago. September 14, 2023 at 5:06 PM

A brunette and a blonde are out shopping.

When the brunette spots her boyfriend buying flowers.

She turns to her blonde friend and says.  

" That will be on my back, with my legs open

"

The blonde replied.

" Don't you have a vase ?" 

 

Jack in the box - 😁
7 months ago
flight of fancy - Giggle
7 months ago
SubmissiveScorpion​(sub female){Sir Bandit} - A blonde’s car breaks down on the side of the road.

Shortly afterwards traffic is backed up for miles and an officer pulls up and asks if everything is okay…

“Yes. Thank you, officer.”

“Do you mind explaining who these men are?”

“Which men?”

“The ones standing behind your car in trench coats… they’re naked underneath…”

“Oh! Those are my emergency flashers!”
7 months ago
Tarotable - Hahahaha
7 months ago
GiannaRay​(sub female) - Ha ha
7 months ago
SouthernFire​(sub female) - 🤣🤣
7 months ago

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