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1 year ago. September 14, 2023 at 5:06 PM

A brunette and a blonde are out shopping.

When the brunette spots her boyfriend buying flowers.

She turns to her blonde friend and says.  

" That will be on my back, with my legs open

"

The blonde replied.

" Don't you have a vase ?" 

 

Jack in the box - 😁
1 year ago
flight of fancy - Giggle
1 year ago
TopekaDom​(dom male) - Two blondes and a redhead are walking around the city.
They turn a corner and the two blondes walk into a bar.
The redhead ducks and keeps on walking.
1 year ago
SubmissiveScorpion​(sub female){Ascending} - A blonde’s car breaks down on the side of the road.

Shortly afterwards traffic is backed up for miles and an officer pulls up and asks if everything is okay…

“Yes. Thank you, officer.”

“Do you mind explaining who these men are?”

“Which men?”

“The ones standing behind your car in trench coats… they’re naked underneath…”

“Oh! Those are my emergency flashers!”
1 year ago
Tarotable - Hahahaha
1 year ago
SouthernFire​(sub female) - 🤣🤣
1 year ago

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