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Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted. Boss is retired, per doc orders you get to frost his ass twice a day in vanilla icing:)

!!!

I wish for a delicious breakfast burrito.

Mon Jan 29, 2024 8:35 pm • 143 Replies • 21883 Views

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1crazygirl

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Just for Fun

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Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted. Enjoy living in your Barbie size Barbie Beach House which has been buried by the neighborhood boys at the local town dump.

I wish I had a genie lamp that comes with 3 more wishes.

Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:12 pm • 143 Replies • 21883 Views

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1crazygirl

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Just for Fun

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Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted. Your massage was done by 27 electric eels under the care of a devious electrician.

I wish I could have coffee in bed every morning.

Thu Jan 25, 2024 5:25 pm • 143 Replies • 21883 Views

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1crazygirl

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Just for Fun

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Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Granted but your girl, Patience cut the cord on your new 259.99$ does it all but make coffee iron.

I wish I had wings and could fly like a bird.

Wed Jan 24, 2024 5:27 pm • 143 Replies • 21883 Views

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1crazygirl

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Just for Fun

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Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Your best reply for spam calls.

Spam calls regarding burial costs or anything having to do with funeral arrangements I tell them;
" I am NOT GOING TO DIE!!! I AM GOING TO BECOME A ZOMBIE"!!!
Doesn't take long for a click in my ear ...

Fri Jan 19, 2024 6:10 pm • 16 Replies • 3277 Views

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1crazygirl

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Just for Fun

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Your best reply for spam calls.

Kinky Haiku

Please please a spanking
My desire need want is boiling
Give me all your worst

Tue Jan 16, 2024 5:46 pm • 14 Replies • 3566 Views

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1crazygirl

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Just for Fun

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Kinky Haiku

What Really Turns You On

The not so obvious things that turn me on;
Water
A direct no nonsense look in the eyes.
Feeling of cool breeze on bare warm skin.
Watching workers build projects & run large machinery.
Liste ...

Mon Jan 15, 2024 6:18 pm • 94 Replies • 21393 Views

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1crazygirl

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Generally Speaking

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What Really Turns You On

Turn offs in new conversations

Huge turn off for me is asking my tit size. I'd say 8 out of 10 times I'm asked within 3-5 minutes of chat, "how big are they really!!??!!". In turn my interest, respect and desire to continue conve ...

Wed Feb 01, 2023 6:45 pm • 113 Replies • 29514 Views

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1crazygirl

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Generally Speaking

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Turn offs in new conversations

Gone Fishin' (For compliments) Challenge Sign up Sheet.

Please I would like to be in the compliment group:)

!!!

Wed May 13, 2020 8:33 pm • 44 Replies • 21408 Views

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1crazygirl

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Generally Speaking

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Gone Fishin' (For compliments) Challenge Sign up Sheet.

Just 4 fun: Sexy word game. Rules: Must be a sexy word.

Collar

Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:12 pm • 6709 Replies • 1585609 Views

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1crazygirl

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Just for Fun

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Just 4 fun: Sexy word game. Rules: Must be a sexy word.