Corrupt A Wish

Jolene​(sub female)​{PapaBear} • Apr 11, 2020

Granted: but to keep politicians on their best behavior, they're all followed around with cameras and broadcast like reality TV. All over shows are canceled.

I wish that clouds were made of cotton candy and we could eat them

skyrich​(dom male)​{rottenbrat} • Apr 11, 2020

Yeesh... they're already insufferable -- I take it back!

Mångata​(switch female) • Apr 12, 2020

Granted : But once you taste it you will crave it forever and everytime you eat some it will never taste as good as the previous time.

I wish I could become a doctor.

yuppie​(switch gender queer) • Apr 12, 2020

Granted, you become a doctor but you have to watch 80% of your patients die.

I wish I would never hurt people.

Bunnie • Apr 12, 2020

Granted... you are now a puppy.


I wish I could visit other planets.

Mister Anderson​(dom male) • Apr 12, 2020

Granted. Pick a.planet and next time wish for oxygen.

I wish I was a best selling author.

Duke Montefort​(dom male) • Apr 12, 2020

Granted your a best selling author, however like all best selling authors your broke and live with your parents and have a dead end job that pays nothing.


I wish I had someone to smother with affection

Jolene​(sub female)​{PapaBear} • Apr 12, 2020

Granted. You're pregnant.

I wish that I could sail a ship

TheChimera​(sub female) • Apr 12, 2020

Granted. But the wind's permanently died, so there's nothing in your sails.

I wish I could sing better.

Mister Anderson​(dom male) • Apr 12, 2020

Granted: But your singing is only slightly better and you marry a deaf partner.

I wish I was 20 years younger.