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Sandulf
4 years ago • Apr 14, 2020
Sandulf • Apr 14, 2020
Granted: Everyone loves you so much they put you in a room so nothing bad ever happens to you, or anything else for that matter.


I wish I could do it all over.
tallslenderguy​(other male)
4 years ago • Apr 14, 2020
Granted, but you end up doing everything exactly the same, except you find yourself binge watching the Bachelor


I wish I was smarter.

Granted, but everyone is twice as smart as you.

i wish i was irresistible to those i am attracted to.
Literate Lycan​(dom male)
4 years ago • Apr 14, 2020
Literate Lycan​(dom male) • Apr 14, 2020
Granted, but now everyone is always at your door begging for your healing and you are dead tired.

I wish I could have my mind stop working for a day!
Fate
4 years ago • Apr 16, 2020
Fate • Apr 16, 2020
Granted, you can time travel but you can never return home or revisit the same place or era twice.

I wish I had a banana tree.
tallslenderguy​(other male)
4 years ago • Apr 16, 2020
Granted, you can time travel but you can never return home or revisit the same place or era twice.

I wish I had a banana tree.

Granted, but you live at the north pole.

i wish i could play the violin well.
tallslenderguy​(other male)
4 years ago • Apr 16, 2020
granted: But you go deaf at a young age. (lmao... you're so fucking funny)

I wish I had the world's best tasting pancakes for breakfast every Sunday

Granted, but halfway through the first meal, you have an anaphylactic reaction to the pancakes.

i wish i lived in a house near the sea with a beautiful ocean view.