Fate
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4 years ago •
Apr 17, 2020
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Granted, you invented Viagra but lawsuits begin rolling in from emotionally distressed men whose erections won’t wane no matter what they do. I wish I had a quarter for every email in my overflowing Inbox right now. |
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Mister Anderson(dom male)
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4 years ago •
Apr 17, 2020
Granted, but you lose all your money when you're scammed by a Nigerian prince.
I wish I had a genie |
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Bunnie
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4 years ago •
Apr 17, 2020
Granted... but she only understands ancient languages that are long ago dead.
I wish I was living in my favourite place. |
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xxxalexxx(sub female)
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4 years ago •
Apr 17, 2020
Granted... but you’ll have 3 roommates living with you who never clean up after themselves
I wish animals could talk to me |
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Cephalus(switch male)
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4 years ago •
Apr 17, 2020
Granted, but you can only understand them when they are insulting you.
I wish this pandemic was over. |
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Bunnie
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4 years ago •
Apr 17, 2020
Granted... I don’t want to corrupt that one.
I wish all schools taught sign language as a second language. |
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skyrich(dom male){rottenbrat}
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4 years ago •
Apr 17, 2020
Granted. I also don't want to corrupt that one.
I wish for everyone having problems in their relationships to have understanding towards each other, that their problems may be resolved. |
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Justme26
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4 years ago •
Apr 18, 2020
OW come on, all right; granted but what no one realises is that, if not for your wish, they would all have ended up with someone better.
I wish I could eat everything I like and stay in good health. |
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Mister Anderson(dom male)
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4 years ago •
Apr 18, 2020
Granted, but for some reason you can only stand eating Kale.
I wish I had a sense of humor. |
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Bunnie
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4 years ago •
Apr 18, 2020
Granted... but no one else will get your humour.
I wish I could consciously regulate my body temperature. |
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