Good morning, my lovely and loyal reader! How are you? Did you have a good weekend? I did. It was busy, but it was good. It was also short, which is not so good.
I spent most of Saturday building shelves and getting my office stuff together. I went and had a nice celebratory dinner and a giant ass steak and a blooming onion from Outback. It was a good day!
Sunday was its usual chaos for me as that’s the day I do my general geeky and nerdy stuff. Played D&D with my friends. Had a new player for the week. It’s a guy I work with and he wanted to try it out. So I made a small holiday themed one shot to give him a fun intro to the game.
Of course by “made” I mean that I found a one shot (game that’s supposed to last a single session as opposed to the longer multi-game campaigns with all the impressive stories and combats) that would be fun online. And it was a blast!
It was based very heavily on the original Home Alone movie. the players were tasked with trying to break into a house that was owned by a criminal overlord that was out of town on a holiday. But little did the players know, a small kolbold (think tiny dragon with no wings that walks upright) has taken up residence in the home as has placed all kinds of traps to protect it.
it was a great time and the players had a ton of fun. For anyone who has ever wanted to try tabletop role playing, I urge you to find people to play with. It is such a fun hobby and it can create such weird and wacky memories that you’ll never forget.
Today is supposed to be the first day of my new position in my job. I got a promotion and today is my first day. But not everything is going according to plan. My systems won’t let me in, so now I’m sitting here writing this (while getting paid) as IT fixes me. So that’s pretty snazzy.
Yes, dear reader. I said “snazzy” because I think it’s a very under appreciated word. It needs to make a comeback. Hell, Crystal Pepsi made a comeback a few years ago at the request of absolutely no one, so why can’t snazzy come back? Let’s make it happen!
Weird question for you, loyal reader. Have you ever sneezed so hard it hurt your asshole and your elbow? That just happened. Like, it feels like I hit my funny bone and my ass is trying to pucker all by itself. What the hell is the connection between your elbow and your asshole? Why is this a thing?? Ugh... Fucking Mondays.
I am working on a new blog post that is going to be a bit more relevant to this site as opposed to just the random day to day in the life of Cozubia. I expect it’ll be an interesting post. So keep your eyes open, my dear reader!