Hello, dear reader! How the hell are ya? It’s Thursday! That’s Friday-Eve! As in, almost weekend! Yay! The excitement is real! There isn’t a lot going on this weekend for me, but every chance to sleep in is welcome!
I don’t know that I have a whole lot to say today. But I felt like making a post. So I have no idea what is going to come from it. So... good luck? And I’m sorry?
First Topic!
Not really a topic I guess, but more of an amusing observation. My phone has begun changing “luck” to “lick” and I find it funny. Apparently ya boy Cozubia is having some fun conversations that are causing his phone to being out his inner freak. Whoops?
Not sorry!
New Topic!!
This may be a bit controversial, and I don’t know that everyone will be able to relate, especially my loyal readers from international areas, but...
Why did no one tell me the McRib is back?? This is truly the best time of the year! I have had McDonald’s twice this week just to get that delicious pork (almost pork?) patty in my mouth. What the fuck? Why was I not told? Someone dropped the ball here...
New Topic!!!
Because I ate at McDonald’s twice this week (don’t judge me!) I decided to have a sensible lunch today. I made a salad. It was good. Well, kind of a salad. There was plants involved. Sort of.... Fine! I ate a fuckton (an official metric fuckton) of those Reese Cups that are shaped like Christmas trees. It’s shaped like a plant! That counts! It’s a vegetable!
I could have done without the salad dressing and the croutons though...
New Topic!!!
Have you any idea how annoying it is to work in tech support and have to call tech support? I had to call tech support because my modem died last night. I was moving stuff around and during the process, my modem fried. Now it won’t power on. Annoying, but ok. Get a new modem, call my ISP and getting it added, and have them send a replacement. Should be easy.
I run to the store, grab a cheap little modem, run it home and hook it up. Now, I have to call my ISP to activate the new modem. For starters, their IVR system (automated system, Press 1 for this, press 2 for that) is garbage. So I’m already annoyed. I finally get a tech on the line and he tries to do his job. I applaud the effort. But I promise you, I did all of your troubleshooting already. Sure, I’ll try it again. Oh? It’s a bad modem and needs to be replaced? Who knew? Damnit, Chad! I told you! Just take the MAC address from my modem and activate it!
Obviously, I was professional and very friendly on the phone and did as the tech asked. I’ve worked in customer service and tech support. I get it. You have a job to do. You want to help (or don’t want to, but you’re being paid to) so I will let you waste 45 minutes of both of our nights while you finally come to my original conclusion.
Don’t you hate when that happens, dear reader? That actually felt like a weird rant that came out of nowhere. Damn.
New Topic!!!!
So, if you have read my past blogs, you know I started a new position at my job this week. So technically I’m not in tech support not. But still!! My last topic is valid! Not the point to this topic though!
I have really been enjoying my new job and position so far. It was hard to leave my old team and friends, but man, I have been so much happier with this change. Sometimes all it takes is a change of scenery to make all the difference in the world.
Last Topic!
This one may border on the TMI side of life. If you, oops? So, I sleep in the nude most nights. Wait, sounds too classy. I sleep naked most... No. Still not quite right. I rub my dick on the sheets when I sleep. THERE WE GO!
I honestly have no idea what just happened up there... did I just have a stroke?
Anyway, I sleep in the nude typically. Especially if I am lucky enough to enjoy a little sexual fun prior to bed. I got that lucky the other night (yay me!) and I got woken up by my dog sticking her nose directly against my ass. Such a cold nose! Jesus! That woke me up real quick. Took a little time to feel comfortable enough to fall back asleep. It was not fun. Ugh... fucking dog.
I hope you have a great day, dear reader! May you also get lucky, and hopefully don’t get a cold dog nose on your ass because of it! And if you like McRibs, eat one for me!!
