6 years ago. December 16, 2017 at 3:11 AM
I don't do it intentionally, but I suck ice cream off my spoon uh, well, like I'm delicately sucking cock. Master is very entertained by this.
Today, I went to a sushi bar with my favorite ever sushi chef. Look, if he wasn't married... Oh yes please. But he is, so, you know, I don't do anything about being super into him. He is awesome, and often slips me extra sushi.
Today, he gifted me with "get better" ice cream.
Me: "*Master's name* always teases me about the way I eat ice cream, but I don't think about it!"
Chef: "I think I know why he like to watch you eat ice cream!"
Me: "oh! I got a little on my face! Sometimes that happens!"
Chef, laughing: "STOP TALKING OHMYGOD"
Beet red Ev finished her ice cream, though!