Original challenge posted here
https://thecage.co/blog/userblog.php?blog_id=64412&postid=64751#anc
here's my entry I can't do country songs or southern accents so mine is in limerick form.
The challenge was laid down and recorded
To make a poem that would be applauded
About BDSM and the desperation of men
Who take the themes then distort it.
The instadoms spend lots of time,
Finding young ladies online,
The promise and preach
And try to beseech
With the mental age of at least nine,
Time again I’ve heard it be said,
He just wants to get me in bed,
With a collar and cuffs,
And some kinky stuffs,
But I tell him I’d rather be dead.
The instasubs act much the same,
And frankly its terribly lame,
When they try to implore you,
But choose to ignore you,
When you call them out on their games.
For me its more like a dance
Where you take your time then advance.
But the instas throw paddys,
Screaming please train me daddy
And I think “No fucking chance.”
So let me finish by saying,
That though there are some that are playing.
The Community here
Is full of great cheer.
And so Ladies and Gents I am staying.