Apparently there is no such thing as a person's bubble😩
Oh is that phone breakable? Yes? Here let me slap it out of your hand.
Oh you want to sit peacefully on the couch reading? Here let me chew on you!
Oh you want to watch something let me jump on you and bark at people across the street! Oh wait no it's a leaf I'll bark even more!
Oh you're enjoying some nice scalding hot tea? Let me see if I can make you spill it everywhereally by ramming into the back of your legs while you try to walk somewhere!
Oh you want to get dressed? Here let me sniff all the private parts you hide under those things you put on to stop me from doing this!
Oh you're trying to eat? Here let me claw your arm to shreds so I can have some too!
Oh you're legs are far too pale! Let me jump and stand on them tI'll there's brises!
Personal bubbles apparently do not exist when you have 2 dogs that like to act as if they're starved for attention... 😧 I love my fur babies but sometimes I'm about ready to ship them off to gramma's lol