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9 months ago. February 12, 2024 at 6:00 PM

Yep, I have a cavity 😮‍💨

Now, normally I love going to the dentist as much as the next guy (or girl), but see - the problem is . . . 

I DONT!!

Id rather have my balls put in a vice - and then said vice attached to the back of a diesel truck in dire need of a ring job - and then said truck driving off a cliff!

In inclement weather!

On a Tuesday!! (btw - wtf is up with Tuesdays, I mean, right? Its not the beginning, or humping, or party time, or . . . Well, its just useless - fuck you Tuesday! I never liked you anyway! )

Naked!! (the driver, not me)

 

Where were we? Oh yes . . . Cavities

I did some research and found out sharks never get cavities (shout out to shark lovers)

So I got to thinking . . . 

What if I replaced all my teeth with . . . . 

 

Hold on, im getting a call  ☝️

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#bighair

 

9 months ago. February 12, 2024 at 8:02 AM

Guy from other room - "hey babe, call my phone, will ya?"

Girl engrossed in her show - "phone . . . phooone"

🤣

 

 

Happy Monday peeps 👋🙂

 

 

 

PSA

9 months ago. February 10, 2024 at 7:17 PM

It has been brought to my attention, I dont take anything seriously.

Um . . . Look around you - why would I? Why would anyone?

You think I havent felt genuine pain? Pull up a chair, lets talk.

Lets face it, this life can be hard - this life can really suck - this life can deal a really shit hand!

But the reality is, this life is fleeting and brief.

You are here, and then you are not.

The highest human expression is laughter, think about it.

(besides the O face)

I have my share of loved ones no longer with us.

Even the young 😔🙏

I cried yesterday, Today I laughed.

Yin/yang

Every person you ever talk to - the day will come, that was the last time.

Seek and see the funny things in life, because whats the alternative?  Sorrow and misery?

Thats a life not fully lived.

It is my wish and my prayer that each and every one of you learn to laugh, and fail to be serious - more often.

🙏

9 months ago. February 10, 2024 at 8:29 AM

This world has an amazing spectrum of vastly different cuisines, yes? From squid balls to snake legs, I mean omg!

I understand you resource within your resources, right? If you live in a very wet warm climate near water - you eat a butt-ton of rice and fish. If you live in an arid, harsh climate, you eat scorpion and snake. (no offense intended toward anyone 🙏)

If you live in the "bread basket" . . . Well . . .

So anyway, ive lived a fairly sheltered life, all things considered - the most "unusual" thing ive ever eat'n was sardines (on a dare) and anchovies (because I didnt know what they were)  and btw, why in bobs name would you put that on pizza!!??

(again, no offense intended . . . You twisted bastards) 

😊

 

So I will pose this blog question - blestion? 🤔

 

What is the most "unusual" thing you've eat'n?

(and no, shrooms dont count 😁)

 

happy Saturday peeps 👋🙂

 

 

9 months ago. February 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM

Ms V, Mr Monkey, et al

I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank you guys for launching this site.

You have changed, and yes - even saved lives.

A true game changer for me, and im sure many others as well.

Thank you! 😌🙏

 

9 months ago. February 9, 2024 at 6:15 PM

The thing I love the most, and the thing I hate the most . . . 

 

 

9 months ago. February 9, 2024 at 7:49 AM

Show of hands, how many people talk to themselves? 👋

You have the occassional muttering something here and there, all the way up to the full-blown conversationalists, like one of my ex's from years ago - She would talk to herself more than she talked to me, lol 

Unnerving at first, but it became cute 😏

So anyway, something is going on on the tv and you blurt out "oh thats bullshit!" , right? 

 

Who are you talking to?

 

Not all of your thoughts are spoken outloud - my god, they'd lock up the whole world if that were the case - but the more important thoughts are spoken outloud - why?    And again, to who?

 

There is power in the spoken word, I truly believe that.

There are a plethora (I like that word too 😏) of studies, and teachings, and books, etc - on positive affirmations, and the like - using the spoken word to calm the unspoken inner mind.

 

Ok, now - hear me out ☝️  (pun intended)

Suppose . . . Just suppose - the two talked to each other? 🤔

 

TGIF (to those of you that that matters 😏)

Happy Friday peeps 👋🙂

9 months ago. February 8, 2024 at 4:25 PM

Here's a little something for you wonderful Dommes out there 😏

 

 

It was gonna be a hot one, he could tell by the heat of the morning sun.

He had already taken his shirt off by 8:30.

Nick was finished painting the barn wall by 11:00 and headed toward the house. . .

It was on the small side of average, for a typical old farm house - complete with rickety screen door.

"all done with that wall" he proclaimed proudly. Helen finished up her coffee and got up from the small table on the back wall of the kitchen - "well lets have a look" she walked past him and headed out the door - 

 

She looked it over, hands on her hips . . . 

 

"Do it again" . . . 

 

Nick looked at her confused

"Do it again?"

 

Helen was a kind woman but also hardened from life - tempered by years of experience. Often times it could be hard to tell if she was messing with you or not. This was one of those times . . . 

 

Nick chuckled, nervously "why, I mean . . .whats wr .. ."

She looked him square in the face

"You heard me! . . . This time without your pants!" . . . She turned without another word and headed back towards the house.

 

Nick began to shake - he had had fantasies like this many times over the years but never told anyone. "Oh my god, its happening" he thought to himself "its actually happening" . . . He looked around. . . 

 there was no way anyone could ever see him - it was a very secluded farm, set back off the road and surrounded on all sides by trees.

He looked back towards the house - his hand on his belt buckle . . . His mind reeled. "Fuck it!" He thought, and pulled off his jeans. Standing there, completely naked - in broad daylight . . .

 trembling, he began re-painting the barn wall.

He was so aroused and stunned he could hardly breathe as he methodically worked the roller.

He did the second coat much quicker than the first. Helen came out of the house just before he was done with the last couple of feet. She stood at the front corner watching him as he finished up at the end.

"Come here!" She ordered

Nick stood before her - naked, embarrassed . . . , aroused - feeling his fantasy become reality for the first time in his life . . .

She leaned down and pulled the belt from his jeans - "hands on the wall!" She pointed, and without hesitation, began beating him - the belt whipped hard against his bare skin - he shook with pain - over and over - fast and hard - she beat him - his ass was on fire by the time she finally stopped - his legs quivering, his breath short - panting . . . 

"When I give you a job to do . . . " she threatened in his ear "I expect it done right the first time!" . . . "do you understand me!?"

"Yes maam" he could barely get the words out.

"8 o'clock tomorrow morning! . . . Sharp!"

She threw the belt on the ground and stormed off, back to the house.

Nick got dressed, cleaned everything up - got in his truck and headed home.

 

He looked at the welts on his ass in the bathroom mirror, ran his hand over them . . .he came quickly - and again the following morning before getting out of bed. He was at the diner drinking coffee by 6am and impatiently watching the clock. Helens farm was just over 4 miles down Thatcher road - a smooth dirt road that ran all the way to Sheldon, some 18 miles away. He had made the trip many times working for her, but never like this.

. . . . 

He knocked apprehensively on the screen door . . .

"Come in"

She was sitting at the small table with her coffee and a cigarette, reading something on her phone. "Strip" she said, with a wave of her hand without looking up. He took everything off and stood naked at the door - just as excited as yesterday - if not more so. "Dishes" she pointed, again without looking away from her phone. Nick immediately set out to filling the sinks with hot water. He felt so exposed, so . . . vulnerable - his ass black and blue from her beating the day before.

He didnt stop what he was doing when he heard her get up from the table - his mind set on doing as he was told. She stood silent behind him. He flinched when her hand gently carressed his behind . . . "I want the truth" she whispered "did you masturbate last night?" . . . 

"Ye . . ." He cleared his throat "yes maam . . . Twice"

She smiled.

"From now on" she said sofly, still admiring her handy work "you only cum when I say . . . ." She squeezed his ass cheek hard - digging her fingernails in "do you understand me? " "yes maam" he replied promptly, with a slight gasp.

"Good boy" . . . She sat back down and finished her coffee, and he obediently continued doing the dishes.

 

End of part 1 ?

 

 

*All places and names are factitious, any similarity to actual places or people, living or deceased, is purely coincidental.

9 months ago. February 8, 2024 at 9:37 AM

 

Amazon - "Hi, welcome - come on in"

A. Joe - "thank you"

 

. . . . Time 

. . . . And time again

 

. . . 

 

Amazon - "Find something you like?"

A. Joe - "Yes, I think i'll buy this shirt"

Amazon - "Great! Have you seen the 20 packs?"

A. Joe - "No, im good - just the one is all I want"

Amazon - "Can I interest you in a set of tires?"

 

A. Joe - "Where do I pay for this?"

Amazon - "That counter right over there"

 

Prime - "Well, hello - find everything ok?"

A. Joe - "Yep, Id like to buy this shirt"

Prime - "Alrighty, that'll be $9.99"

A. Joe - "Great, heres my banking information"

Prime - "Okay, we're all set, thank you"

 

A. Joe - "Um . . . Can I have it?"

Prime - "We'll package it up and send it to you"

A. Joe - "Oh, when can I expect it?"

Prime - "Four to six weeks"

A. Joe - "Four to six weeks???"

 

Prime - "I'll tell ya what, if you give me another two dollars . . . I'll give it to you now"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dont even get me started on cell phone companies

🙄

#dontcomplyfightback

 

9 months ago. February 7, 2024 at 8:37 PM