HGB(sub female){Scottish M}
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What is it with you men and saying your old? If your old than I'm old. I do not consider myself old. I've known old, I've seen it. Old is 99 and buying a new car. Getting your licence renewed at 103. That's old.
5 years ago
SchrodingersDinosaur(switch female){N/a}
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HGG you self identify as perfect, NoC self identifies a old and grumpy and I self identify as old and weird. There's room for all here at the kinky table. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 *Henna throws herself on floor laughing... hoping
NoOneofConsequence(dom male){Taken}
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@Hisgoodgirl72... You're not old. And me...well, it depends on the day. Some days I am fifty. Some days I'm 500. And some days, "I only five years old. First... first I was four. And then I was five. Five. Five years old."
NoOneofConsequence(dom male){Taken}
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Actually, and no I'm not joking (since I know it's sometimes hard to tell), Love and I when we wrote our vows, literally wrote in that I would not change the station on Bob and she wouldn't change it on Van Halen.
Satindragon{Not Lookin}
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Lol..in those years I was a single Mom with three kids, hell bent on making on my own. So deep in the martial arts that when kids would say I'll tell my Dad, my son would laugh and say so what I'll tell my Mom. I didn't realize until recently why my son always played this song. I thought he was just teasing me.
5 years ago
NoOneofConsequence(dom male){Taken}
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Reminds me of that old story about the kids trying to make fun of a boy and saying "your Mama wears combat boots" and he got confused and answered, "doesn't everyone's?"