I've said elsewhere, when a little was lamenting that she felt that she was being too clingy, that there is no such thing as too clingy.
I take it back, there IS such a thing as a little kitten being TOO clingy!
I can cope with working with only one limb for being held onto.
Even when it's not exactly the most comfortable position, I can manage.
But, fucking ow! Getting a claw stuck in my face while I'm trying to sleep qualifies as TOO clingy!
I'd like to blame Love. I take the blame for the tiny little attention hound (aka Dogzilla). But, she was the crazy cat lady who just had to rescue the three orphaned kittens (at two different times) that were too young to be off the tit. Then she went and died despite my orders to the contrary and left me with these assholes.
Somewhere, Love is laughing her ass off. But, she always did say "I swear I can't even get out of bed...
... without that other bitch taking my place and you being surrounded by pussy!"
Well played, Love. Well played. (She, I will note, was the funny one with a sense of humor. But, then she had to be to put up with me.)
