Master and the Sub

So if hookers do tricks is money classified as the treat?

So do people in BDSM dress normal for halloween?

If religion is so great why does halloween  have all the great candy?

Is a pagan ritual like a collaring ceremony? Candles, music and someone on their knees?

Why are people afraid of monsters?  have you seen a politician or turned on the news lately?

Is carving a pumpkin some kind of food abuse? 

If I trick who comes to my door does this make me the asshole since I was given a choice?

People scared of haunted houses have never truly lived with a pissed off women!

Fear not what's in the dark, Because the assholes are asleep. Daytime is scary as fuck!

It's not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country, this scares me I have hemorrhoids and am too old to bend over.

P.S. I'm not submissive!!!!

Horror and whore two different things and what you don't want in a mate!

If every time I fill out an online form and it says submit doe's that make me a submissive?

Age old question what came first the egg or the chicken, hell I'm still stuck on over or under with the toilet paper.

Does saying it's five o clock somewhere justify my drinking early in the morning?

If women say size doesn't matter why do they get upset if their wedding ring is not as big as their friends?

Do you think we would learn something if we switched genders for one day?

If Vampires are the undead are Zombies the born again dead?

On a final note are Great Danes dog's or small horses that think they're dogs? It eat's like a horse, drinks like a horse and shit's like a horse so it must be a horse?

To all with love from Lion and Hazel, may you get want you want and not what you deserve unless you have been naughty.

The old saying time flies when you're having fun I do believe is true. Today marks our one year wedding anniversary, hard to believe that just a little over a year ago we were driving through five states to be together and now we are celebrating an anniversary. A lot has happened since then,  bought a motorcycle, my beautiful lioness got sick for three months, got a new roof on the house, sold my truck, Corona virus set in, her mother stayed for a month, we got a new puppy. Seems like only yesterday we were talking on the phone and getting to know each other,  I personally have a lot of new wonderful memories of our time together. With each passing day I love my lioness so much more, so as each year passes I am grateful that fate or life just happened to put us in the right place at the right time.  Big hug to all and love your way from lion and Hazel.  ❤??

If you smack a right ass cheek are you obligated to smack the left so it doesn't feel left out? I have to I like symmetry.

Do you have to always properly tie a knot or can you just fudge it if it holds?

Is it ok for a Dom to claim he's tired if he's just not in the mood?

Why don't sex shops have home delivery like grub hub?

Why still is the ratio of hot dogs and buns not the same?

If the world was flat would it be easy to dig a hole to china?

Are clothes pins the very first nipple clamp?

Why is bacon so damn good but so much of a pain to make? (I want bacon in a bag delivered).

If every man's cum tasted like the worlds best chocolate and a women's pussy was like his favorite alcohol would there be nothing but oral sex?

Why isn't there a support group for Horney men, do they think we don't have it hard?

Ok I'll give it a rest. Hope all is well and good for everyone, Now 2 weeks with our new puppy, she is sweet but like having a child with four legs. Weather is getting to look more like fall everyday and the furnace just kicked on so I will say it's here. Hazel is doing well with her new job, the hours are retail so we see each other at strange time's but we make it work. Can't believe our one year anniversary is coming up, seems like yesterday, been through quite a bit in the last year. Big Hug to all and love from Lion and Hazel.

Hello all our cage family, hope everyone is doing well and staying safe. In the middle of re financing the house we ran into a snag, Hazel didn't put my income on the income taxes and now we have to file an amendment to correct that so we can re finance, she blames herself and I told her it was no big deal. I love that women for being human, hell the IRS has no problem with it but the mortgage company does, Oh well. On another note we were browsing adoptable pets the other night and I and I said I happened to find a Great Dane pup up for adoption we looked at one last year, she was a blue but they wanted 3,500 dollars for her, sorry but I can and did buy a nice motorcycle for less. So we found this sweet Great Dane, Great pyrenees mix female up for adoption, went to see her yesterday, have to take my dog Ruby for a meet and hope they get along getting today which shouldn't be a problem Ruby is such a sweetheart. Now this dog is not cheap by no means 350 dollars, but better than the other one, she is just 6 month's old and already quite big, by the time she get's to be about 2 I antisipate I will be the proud owner of a small horse.lol This is going to be Hazel's dog, because I don't weigh enough to be able to deal with a dog that weighs close to my weight, I can just see myself being dragged down the street holding onto the leash while Hazel is laughing so hard she pee's herself. It will look like the cartoon Marma duke for all those old enough to remember the giant dog. So if all goes well today  we will be the proud parents of 3 kids, 2 grandkids, 2 dogs an 2 cats, 2 vehicle's, 2 motorcycle's life is complete. Oh and come October 14th we will officially be married one year, now to start thinking about an anniversary gift. Big Hug to all and Love from Lion and his Beautiful Lioness and our full house. Lol

Ok I"m old enough to remember growing up in southern Illinois and when we had winter it was cold and we had snow, lot's of it. Moved to the great state of Misery when I was a kid, like there we got cold and snow during the months of as usual November until about March. Last 10 years have not been normal for the weather, considering you can go out and play golf or bbq in December. May 2018 here it rained the entire month we had lot's of areas flooding, May 2019 had to turn on the AC and leave it on until Late September. May 2020 had the furnace on until the middle of the month and now as I sit here first part of September it went from 90 degrees on Labor Day to a whopping 55 degrees, furnace is on broke out the warm clothes. 

So here's another twist about this, we did't have a single tornado warning or anything here this year which I cannot ever remember that happening, the leaves have been falling off the trees since middle of August which is unusual. So how many of you scattered all over are experiencing this weird new way of life with the weather? I can honestly say I don't enjoy the cold and it takes its toll on my depression when it's gloomy, just don't care to do things. 

I can honestly say it's a hell of a lot more fun to play with the AC on then it is during winter. You can do things outdoors, the toys don't have to be warmed up before use unless you enjoy the shock of cold metal, or whatever material it's made out of, talking to the subs here (smiles a devious grin). There's no rush to get out of bed in the winter for second round sex in the shower because it's too cold to get out of bed. Attire for summer is better, little to no clothes is always nice when seeing your submissive run around the house, winter not so much with baggy sweatpants, frumpy pj's, sweaters, robes, makes you use your imagination a hell of a lot more, just saying. 

My vote is for warm weather, long bike rides, sitting outside in the evening, bbq's, cold beer, your submissive hanging from the ceiling by the window with a breeze blowing by her sweaty body after an extreme workout, enjoying the cool air conditioner while the sweat rolls off you laying together just can't be beat. Hope everyone is staying safe and warm if your weather sucks like ours, for all of you still enjoying the nice weather, well kiss my ass I'm jealous, Big Hug to everyone.

I wrote a blog but after being informed it may fall into the political category I deleted it, seems there are to many children here that haven't grown up yet. It's sad that having an opinion in this day and age will get you banned, screamed at, threatened or labeled. What ever happened to free speech, having a voice to say how you feel about a topic or person, I understand now why so many abused women are being silenced by drum roll please men. Yes I said it men, seems to me a good women in charge could actually get things done, I know my mother has accomplished quite a bit in her life with the so little she had toward with. Think if she only had the resources, what a difference it would have made. 

It happens here and will keep happening throughout history until one day we as humans actually come together as one instead of letting petty Annie shit divide us. Good luck to all during this pandemic, it might be over soon but, with all of those who think about themselves, not wearing mask, gathering in large numbers, complaining their rights are being violated, I say good luck returning to a normal BDSM lifestyle anytime soon. If only people could follow the rules, see terms of agreement and rules in the link below. Have a wonderful day everyone.

So as we all deal with Covid 19, the mass invasion of political ads, work, school, responsibilities, kids, everything that makes up our own private lives. What do you do when life fucks with your lifestyle? Over the course of the last year since Hazel got here I can truly count on one hand how many true lifestyle session's we have had, don't get me wrong we have had plenty of fun but true in depth master/sub moments have been rare. Her being sick for 4 months took it's toll, then comes the stress of the virus, stress of a job she didn't like, me not feeling well, financially obligations, life in general just doesn't help. So for everyone who can relate I have a solution, make the ordinary a little more interesting. Words whispered in an ear, a good slap on the ass, with the words I love you, maybe hold hands above head when you don't have time for proper tying, pair of underwear for a ball gag in a pinch. Sometimes you have to get creative when you may not have time or your just exhausted after a long day.  My beautiful friends I hope you find excitement in the normal when life fucks up your lifestyle. To all a Big hug and here's to hoping 2021 is way fucking better than this year.?

Ok Ladies, correct me if I'm wrong but don't you want respect, love and someone who treats you well. Recently my lioness's Jeep broke down so I got it fixed and took it to her work because she had my car and she doesn't like my low car. Her co workers couldn't believe that I did this for her and replied I was a one of kind. I am not special, just trained from days gone by that a man worth a shit take's care of the women he cares about or love's. I see many young girls complain about how their boyfriends would rather play video games or hang out with their friends, to this I say find someone new. Plenty of men out their wanting a women to love and be loved. So ladies never settle for someone who talks the talk but hasn't got the balls or determination to make you feel special as you should be walking the walk. I hope you find the one who goes out of their way to show you how much they really care. 

I spent Thursday cleaning in the attic from the mess the roofers let earlier this year. My beautiful lioness was off on Friday and wanted to go for a bike ride, I took her about 50 miles from where we live to a small town next to the Missouri River, peaceful little town population of about 250 people. It was a nice ride there and back, once home I cooked some burgers on the grill and we watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show, she had never seen it. Now I must ask you all what is your opinion of the movie I personally think it's a cult classic she was not impressed. So we ended the evening with a collaring ceremony and a bit of fun which made a very nice end to a great day. Right now I am refinancing the house, putting her name on the deed incase something should happen to me, still waiting for our federal tax refund which will come in handy for a few projects around here. It's funny how she doesn't think she doe's enough for me but I couldn't be happier just knowing how much she love's me. Hope everyone is doing well, big hug to all and much love from us to you.

Sorry to everyone but life gets in the way of staying in touch. So Hazel's mother arrived on August 5th she was supposed to leave August 17th, we put her on a plane yesterday so it's been an interesting month. I have to say I absolutely love this woman, she can dish out the shit and sarcasm as well as take it. I can cook, along with bake so while she was here items included bbq ribs off the grill, homemade chocolate chip cookies among other good food. She made the mistake of saying in front of my father she had gained weight during her visit, my father without missing a beat tells her good thing the don't charge by the pound or you couldn't afford to fly home, she replied fuck you. My parents absolutely love her in fact my mother gave her a necklace and ring, I couldn't be happier that they all get along with each other. My mother in law brought with her an engagement ring and wedding ring belonging to Hazel's grandmother, she give them to me and says propose with these. I already knew how Hazel wanted this done I was told when we first met.  Now understand we are already married but it was rather a quick and private ceremony, well one night after dinner Hazel says can we go for a bike ride, she as been working a new job and it's been a little stressful with them because the place is short handed so not much time off. I say sure, brain already planning out what and how to do this, we leave the house, she's on the back of my bike so I in charge of where we go. I take random roads here and there until we get to the court house where we got our marriage license.  Stop the bike get off and tell her cigarette break, az we sit on the curb having a smoke break I say this place has meaning to us its where we got our license so I could marry my beautiful lioness, so insert her full name will you marry me? Pulls out both rings and puts them on her finger, she says yes and the tears run down her face. Only time I want to make her cry is when she is happy.  Get back home walk in the door and I tell her mother I made your daughter cry, she replies good for you, love that woman. Big hug to all, may your life be filled with everything that makes you happy.  Love to all.