So as a child I have heard many of these and betting most have to, if they are not ingrained in your mind count yourself lucky that they don't replay like a bad song stuck in your head. I have always like to change songs verses or other things just to put a sick twist to laugh at. So the other day I had a thought what would it be like if they had a twist, so here are a few that I changed, if you would like to contribute to the list please by all means feel free. I would love to see what everyone comes up with. So without further ado this is what I got.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack took pleasure in hot wax dripped on his dick from a candle stick.
Old mother Hubbard went to the covered to fetch her dog a bone, but when she bent over her master took over and he already had a bone of his own.
Little Jack Horner sat in corner eating his pussy pie, when he inserted his thumb into his subs bum she came quickly to his surprise.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jill let out a squeal when Jack whispered into her ear, tonight its ropes and high heels.
One, Two, he removed his shoes, three, four, he locked the door, five, six, in each hand he placed a whip, seven, eight, oh the lines on his subs ass were straight, nine, ten, crack he made her cum again.
Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow, but only Mary's Dom knew she like to be flogged from her tit's to her toes.
Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when along came a Dom to sit down beside her and whisperer I want you in every way.
One little, two little, three little, bratty subs, four little, five little, six little bratty subs, seven little, eight little, nine little bratty subs, one extremely stressed out Dom.
Rub a dub-dub One Master and three subs, oh what a lucky master is he. One's a butcher, one's a baker, one's an undertaker, Oh how nice a master he is to all three.
Now this one is not a nursery rhyme but had to include it.
There once was a man from nantucket, who had a dick so long he could suck it, as he wiped of his chin and said with a grin I wish I had a sub that could take it all.
