It is a comfort to know that there is a place where a group of like-minded people with similar interests can gather to discuss all the different reasons and ways that people fuck.
Fetishes. That's why were here. Instead of getting high on the fumes of your own self-important bullshit keep in mind that my kinks are no better or worse than yours, and vice versa. So...
To all the dickless pussies who read my profile and feel obligated to tell your lady friend that you think I'm too much of a meanie for her - try giving her credit for being able to make up her own fucking mind! Then maybe we will allow you and your jealousy to sit quietly and obediently on the floor and watch as I fuck her in the ass. I'll even let you look me right in the eyes while you jerk off, assuming you can still even get it up.
To the stupid whore who was afraid to admit that she wanted to fuck me because her friends thought that I was too "toxic" (whatever that means) - stop sharing my fucking profile with them! Think about me, grab your nipples, make sure they are good and hard, twist, get wet, and fingerbang the shit out of yourself. And if your friends insist on acting like freshly-minted pubescent twats having pillow fights and talking shit about what a meanie I am then you can tell them to climb down off their wet rags and fuck off.
To the rim-licking, testost-o-fuck who read only enough of my profile to conclude that I was a stupid awful meanie yet was unable to hurl a more debilitating insult than "you probably have a tiny cock" I have this to say:
Maybe my cock is tiny
Maybe my cock is not tiny
Wait - why are you thinking about the size of my cock?
Stop thinking about my cock!
To all the filthy skanks who believe that their gold-plated, diamond encrusted pussies are too shiny and perfect and special for a meanie like me - Clitoridectomy is a thing, look it up, file your teeth, bite til you get it right, mix it all together, and choke on the resulting bloody cunt pudding.
And to the rest of you - I'm very pleased to meet everyone! Let's talk, get familiar with each other, become friends, see what happens. If you are interested in me then it likely has at least something to do with what you recognized in my profile. That's awesome.
If you aren't interested in me then chances are pretty good that we weren't going to be compatible anyway. Also awesome.
But if you are going to judge me then judge ME and not the fabled evil meanie that is rumored to have been spotted in your own weak, ill-informed interpretation of my profile.
And in the meanie time fuck off.
(orig post 8/12/19)
