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4 years ago. November 19, 2020 at 2:20 PM

Serves me right for writing a hilarious, incisive, scathing post way back in March about how fairy tales are apparently just as susceptible to runny noses as are the rest of us. Someone whined, it was taken down, blah and also blah. As penance for that witty bit of comedy sacrilege I got me some of that covid that's become all the rage lately.

Forgive me father for I sneezed on your family tree, but it's not like there was any good fruit left on it. Now if you'll excuse me it's time to return to being a statistic, laying here, staring at the same walls.

Just chilling. Or fevering. Or both. I haven't really made up my mind yet and I'm still kinda back and forth between the two.

So my friends, say a little prayer for me every 4-6 hours or as directed by a physician. The irony alone will be worth the gastrointestinal difficulties.

Mazel Tov

Literate Lycan​(dom male) - Wishing you a speedy (albeit comical) recovery and I hope you regain your strength (and rapier like wit) in short order. All the best . . . And obviously you’ll get prayers from me . . . Although there is a good chance the red line to heaven may be aghast at my attempts to intercede on your behalf. . . Me being Me. LOL.
4 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - hahaha thanks! My personal ascension will have to wait until I can spend more than a few minutes without coughing. Long journey and I'm not packed anyway.
4 years ago
Literate Lycan​(dom male) - As the saying (and song) goes, only the good die young. Looks like I better open a Three Musketeers bar as I’m not going anywhere anytime soon either. LMAO.😎🤣😂
4 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - hahahaha just give me the when and where and I'll show for opening night
4 years ago
BigBubbles - Well at least you've kept your sense of humor. Prayers for a speedy, full recovery. 💜
4 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - thank you very very much.
4 years ago
Bunnie - Sending wishes for a speedy and full recovery.
4 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - Thank you Bunnie!
4 years ago
Cressida Clytie​(masochist female){Taken} - Hello! Get well soon! Sending you hugs 🤗
4 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - Awwww thank you, thank you!
And I was just looking at you a couple hours ago - how cool is that!
4 years ago
Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - Hoping you get better soon! 🌸💕🌸
4 years ago
LongerJohnny​(dom male){B&C}Verified member - YAY! Thanks KB. I'll be just fine, you haven't seen the last of me yet.
4 years ago
HGB​(sub female){Scottish M} - I wouldn't have wished this on you. My worst enemies I'm still on the fence about. I'm becoming more cruel with all this. Get well soon. Stay hydrated.
4 years ago

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