LongerJohnny(dom male)

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It's not funny

2 years ago. May 22, 2021 at 4:24 PM

This is not going to be one of them silly, lighthearted things for which I am well known. Nope, sometimes shit just isn't funny. I'll explain:

My feet are always super freezing cold so I usually sleep with my socks on. When I woke up today I noticed that one was missing.

(a sock, not a foot.)

So to be fair I took off the other one and threw it on the floor.

(the other sock, not the other foot.)

Seriously.

HGB(sub female){Scottish M} - And they are not easy to find either. My feet can't make up their minds. Either burning up or ice cold. Hope you find your socks.

2 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male) -
Fortunately I found the missing one. It was fucking off over on the other side of the bed.
Not sure how it got there...

2 years ago

HGB(sub female){Scottish M} - Sounds about right

2 years ago

Jlicious(sub female) - I have cold feet too , sleep with socks on as well but they never come off :)
You must of taken it off while sleeping bc one foot got hot ?

2 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male) - You may be onto something, but I'm stiill not convinced that they didn't put their little sock heads together and decide to fuck with me.

2 years ago

Morley(sub female){Max Sterne} - Bahahahahaha!!! Mother fucking socks and their shenanigans!!! Lmao

2 years ago

LongerJohnny(dom male) - It was laying there on the floor next to my bed just mocking me! Today I was the victim of a violent sock mocking!

2 years ago

Morley(sub female){Max Sterne} - You showed favourites... You threw the one on the floor that was nice and obedient... The other, not obedient one, got to stay all warm and cozy in the bed! It's just not fair. It's Sock Atrocity!!!

2 years ago

Jack in the box - Bastards! 😬

2 years ago

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LongerJohnny​(dom male)

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It's not funny

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