Life is a lot about learning and I hope I'm not the only one out there that looks at something... 🤔 Ponders and then start thinking of something a bit kinky. Thank you to Apkrodite for the fun challenge of self-degradation and sharing "learning experiences.". Grab some popcorn and a drink. Sit back and enjoy! (Link to the challenge: https://thecage.co/blog/userblog.php?blog_id=130330 )
Food Play Kink
When I'd first gotten married, I'd taken the wife back to our newly purchased home and we did those things that newlyweds do. There she was, in the kitchen fixing up supper and me being me, I found it quite sexy watching her prep food. Slipping up behind her, one thing leads to the next and there we are on the kitchen floor having a good ole romp with the pudding bowl next to us, smearing it here and there, using it for lube, licking it off one another right up to the explosive moments... It was rather fantastic and the first time I'd used pudding... and like, why waste a whole big mixing bowl of perfectly good pudding, right? Removing the glops off her body, with every intention of consuming it later, we put it back in the bowl and tossed it into the fridge without another thought. The Ex could cook... like, top tier, invite the family and friends over just so ya can brag on how great of a woman ya have type of cooking!
The next day, we're interrupted in good morning escapades by a knock on the door... Nothing like family to fuck up a good day! My mom and dad have come over to visit us. The Ex was a perfect lil hoist back then and immediately went to fixing up some breakfast for everybody while I'm talking to mom in the living room. I'm in the middle of making mom laugh when I hear my dad complimenting the ex on her cooking, I turn to look and here he is with the fucking PUDDING BOWL! He goes on telling her how she even makes pudding taste better than normal... I'm sitting there trying not to laugh my ass off as I watch my dad, eat my wife's sweat, and my cum mixed into the very dish from last night. Let's just say it was the most awkward breakfast hour I've ever had...
FFW several years after the separation.
I was out grocery shopping with a wild thing that had massive Masochist tendencies, perhaps a slight bit unstable... or a lot, with jealousy issues that teetered on a knife blade. Here we are picking up a few things and entertaining the notion of what size of gourd would be too much for her to handle when she picks up a pack of fresh Jalapeno. I perk a brow like "Um.. do wha?" and she nods with that look in her eyes that I'm all too aware of, so we toss them into the cart. Finish up shopping and head back to the house. Now mind you, this is all very experimental for me and I can't help but be turned on and thrilled at the concept of trying something new and adventurous. So there we are, I have her bent over the table and we insert the largest of the pack, up her kitty, and start using it like a dildo. After a few minutes of nothing happening, we were both a bit perplexed... I mean, this should have been rather spicy so wtf?! Disappointed and my imagination running at a thousand miles a minute I started thinking things through and it dawned on me that the spice was inside, not in the husk. Pulling out a kitchen knife, I made a few slits through the husk and popped it back up into her kitty but this time she started moaning, groaning and bucking and I thought why the hell not! Up inside I went with it. O M F G!! The sensation was freak'n fantastic! Spice stung through us both and I must say it was the quickest achievement we'd ever had, leaving a puddle on the floor that made me want to shout for clean up on aisle five!... um... interesting side effect. She swelled up so tight I couldn't have put my pinky back inside her with a vat of lube especially once the jalapeno collapsed and broke open... and gentlemen just some FYI, it's massively difficult to take a piss when the hole of your cock is sealed so tight that ya piss out glass at fire hose pressure... Oh.. and the burning doesn't stop just because ya finished. 😯 I'll leave it with Milk is your friend... wish I had thought of that sooner.😂😂
Have a wonderful day.
Max.
