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Priest of Sanguine

Tales of what helped create me, out of order, and no animals were hurt in the creating of this blog!
Most Tales are based on my real life with Fantasy and/or Fiction included to protect identities as well as enjoyment for
those reading. Names like "Bunny, Rabbit, Squirrel" or variation thereof, are not referencing actual Cage member names.
Its how I view my Prey from the stand point of a Primal and Hunter.
If Cage member names are use: 1) it's with their consent. 2) will have ^ before & after the name.

All Stories told are unique and your comments are greatly enjoyed so please do comment.

For those who play Skyrim: Priest of Sanguine is not a reference to the game its a reference to my life style choice ^,..,^
Go grab a drink, maybe a snack, sit back and enjoy the Tales that I delight in telling... even the hard ones.
5 months ago. April 16, 2024 at 9:06β€―AM

Life is a lot about learning and I hope I'm not the only one out there that looks at something... 🤔 Ponders and then start thinking of something a bit kinky.  Thank you to Apkrodite for the fun challenge of self-degradation and sharing "learning experiences.". Grab some popcorn and a drink.  Sit back and enjoy!  (Link to the challenge: https://thecage.co/blog/userblog.php?blog_id=130330 )

 

Food Play Kink

When I'd first gotten married, I'd taken the wife back to our newly purchased home and we did those things that newlyweds do.  There she was, in the kitchen fixing up supper and me being me, I found it quite sexy watching her prep food.  Slipping up behind her, one thing leads to the next and there we are on the kitchen floor having a good ole romp with the pudding bowl next to us, smearing it here and there, using it for lube, licking it off one another right up to the explosive moments... It was rather fantastic and the first time I'd used pudding... and like, why waste a whole big mixing bowl of perfectly good pudding, right?  Removing the glops off her body, with every intention of consuming it later, we put it back in the bowl and tossed it into the fridge without another thought.  The Ex could cook... like, top tier, invite the family and friends over just so ya can brag on how great of a woman ya have type of cooking! 
The next day, we're interrupted in good morning escapades by a knock on the door... Nothing like family to fuck up a good day!  My mom and dad have come over to visit us.  The Ex was a perfect lil hoist back then and immediately went to fixing up some breakfast for everybody while I'm talking to mom in the living room.  I'm in the middle of making mom laugh when I hear my dad complimenting the ex on her cooking, I turn to look and here he is with the fucking PUDDING BOWL!  He goes on telling her how she even makes pudding taste better than normal... I'm sitting there trying not to laugh my ass off as I watch my dad, eat my wife's sweat, and my cum mixed into the very dish from last night.  Let's just say it was the most awkward breakfast hour I've ever had... 

 

FFW several years after the separation.

 

I was out grocery shopping with a wild thing that had massive Masochist tendencies, perhaps a slight bit unstable... or a lot, with jealousy issues that teetered on a knife blade.  Here we are picking up a few things and entertaining the notion of what size of gourd would be too much for her to handle when she picks up a pack of fresh Jalapeno.  I perk a brow like "Um.. do wha?" and she nods with that look in her eyes that I'm all too aware of, so we toss them into the cart.  Finish up shopping and head back to the house.  Now mind you, this is all very experimental for me and I can't help but be turned on and thrilled at the concept of trying something new and adventurous. So there we are, I have her bent over the table and we insert the largest of the pack, up her kitty, and start using it like a dildo.  After a few minutes of nothing happening, we were both a bit perplexed... I mean, this should have been rather spicy so wtf?!  Disappointed and my imagination running at a thousand miles a minute I started thinking things through and it dawned on me that the spice was inside, not in the husk.  Pulling out a kitchen knife, I made a few slits through the husk and popped it back up into her kitty but this time she started moaning, groaning and bucking and I thought why the hell not!  Up inside I went with it.  O  M  F  G!!  The sensation was freak'n fantastic!  Spice stung through us both and I must say it was the quickest achievement we'd ever had, leaving a puddle on the floor that made me want to shout for clean up on aisle five!... um... interesting side effect.  She swelled up so tight I couldn't have put my pinky back inside her with a vat of lube especially once the jalapeno collapsed and broke open... and gentlemen just some FYI, it's massively difficult to take a piss when the hole of your cock is sealed so tight that ya piss out glass at fire hose pressure... Oh.. and the burning doesn't stop just because ya finished. 😯  I'll leave it with Milk is your friend... wish I had thought of that sooner.😂😂

 

Have a wonderful day.
Max.

 

 

 

 

Sir Don​(dom male){Nt looking} - A very good morning laugh with you, my friend.
Note to self don't just take anything out of your fridge.
5 months ago
Max Heathen​(other male) - πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that would be good advice to heed πŸ˜‚
5 months ago
Susie Q{Daddy Ant} - Aye aye aye…..food bloopers….lets just say, count the grapes and be open to fisting. πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
5 months ago
Max Heathen​(other male) - Agreed! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
5 months ago
flitter'fly​(sub female) - Hilarious
Thank You Mr. Max
5 months ago
Max Heathen​(other male) - glad ya got a good laugh. 😁
5 months ago
ladypatience - Soooo...can it really do all that. Just asking for a friend...
5 months ago
Max Heathen​(other male) - it may have something to do with the length of time that it's in there... if some of the seed may have come out of the pepper.. ut um... how badly it's pulverized before ya try to remove it... we did end up having to use a basting syringe full of milk because of the intensity and to flush her out. Was she so tight I couldn't get my pinky in... she was swollen and sensitive/raw that we were both pissing glass... for her it was about two days of healing and a few hours of on/off icepacks. No, I didn't actually try to put anything back in her but it reminded me of a baboon's ass it was so irritated. If you wish to try it out... which we did again but this time anal.. on both of us. Highly recommend removing the stem top and gutting the seeds out. Depending on your tolerance, when you feel that it's starting to "get intense" remove it. Keep going with the bump n grind if ya like but remove the pepper because it doesn't level out, it just spreads deeper. If you want to do a tester, fresh pepper, slice off about a 2 inch length of wedge and commit to the issue... massage it from just inside the kitty to up over the clit, then give it a couple minutes. What you feel in that time, only gets hotter as it goes and I don't recommend anything above a Jalapeño. Oh, have some milk on standby just incase.. If you test anal, ya only need to go past the rim to get an idea.

If you've never tried toothpaste and Listerine on the clit/anal, I'd recommend that, before the pepper. It's a good medium that can be washed away but don't go super crazy with it or let it go past the rim of either the kitty or anal. Kitty for possible yeast issues later, both, because it is an abrasive and too much friction, will cause bleeding from the inside liner. Best experianced with oral!!! OOOMG 😲🀀❀
5 months ago
Apkrodite​(sub female){ForeverHis} - Well this hands down beats all bloopers πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ most hilarious and extremely educational 🀭😁 thank you for the giggles 😜πŸ₯°
5 months ago
Max Heathen​(other male) - I truly enjoyed the challenge and all those funny reads from the ones involved. Thank you again for setting it in motion.
5 months ago
Apkrodite​(sub female){ForeverHis} - You very welcome I'm happy it brought silliness to you day ,☺️πŸ₯°πŸ™
5 months ago
PearlsLeatherPain​(sub female) - Fantastic stories, thank you so much for sharing these. I found the pudding piece especially sexy.
5 months ago
Max Heathen​(other male) - Quite tasty too. πŸ˜›
5 months ago

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