smile..it's not all bad..is it?

Scientists have grown human vocal cords in a petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

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I love sleeping under the stars,

Pavarotti was a bit too heavy though 

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I just watched a box set back to back with a friend.

Unfortunately I wasnt the one facing the screen

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My boyfriend asked me to pull him off last night.. 

I rubbed my keyring on him..I fobbed him off

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I've decided I need to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice

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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off