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4 years ago. May 2, 2020 at 12:41 PM

Recently I was asked what my biggest turn on is...


When I think about all the things that turn me on both physically and intellectually I am faced with two realities. Firstly, I am turned on by so many different things it’s ridiculous. Secondly, almost everything that I’m turned on by revolves around one central condition that must first be met; trust.

If I am attracted to you it’s because you posses some quality about yourself that stimulates me beyond basic arousal. It’s easy to lust over physical beauty. If I see a pretty face it’s quite natural for me to want to speak to that person and determine if there is a deeper connection. It’s not always there, but when it is, and if the conditions are right, I like to take my time and build a trusting friendship with that person. I find trust to be the most important commodity in any kind of relationship and I take it very seriously.

At this point you’re probably thinking that trust is my biggest turn on. Actually that’s only the key to obtaining what turns me on the most.

The one thing that turns me on more than anything in the world is when a woman decides to trust me with her darkest and most guarded secrets. It doesn’t necessarily have to be sexual in nature. In fact it doesn’t matter what the secret is. What matters to me…what turns me on more than anything, is that she has unlocked the doors to her mind and given me access to something that she has never given anyone access to in her entire life. Taking a woman’s virginity pales in comparison to the amount of sheer ecstasy I derive from such a personal look into the innermost workings of someone who trusts me completely.

Jack in the box -
Well said
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4 years ago

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