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3 years ago. May 23, 2020 at 11:37 PM

Oh words where art thou?

 

I’ve placed my hand into the magic old hat as I have done a thousand times before and...pulled..out...cheeseburger.

 

no word good.

 

I pray to the mighty gods of Mount Olympus to send lightning post haste into the bottle of...my...thinker thingy?

 

bad words bad bad bad

 

Brain no work good no more.

 

Darth Vader put bubble gum in my heary things and Ferris Bueller laughed hysterically.

 

The finish part.

SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - Having a tad bit of writer's block?

Lol@ my thinker thingy!
3 years ago
RequiemforaSoul​(dom male){BlueBabyGi} - Very much yes...but in my defense I’ve just driven over 1400 miles in the last 48 hours.
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - Holy crap!!!!! What were you hauling? Toilet paper?
3 years ago
RequiemforaSoul​(dom male){BlueBabyGi} - I honestly don’t know. May have been magic beans for all the urgent urgency to get it from Wisconsin to Mexico in such a short timeframe.
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+☕} - Jesus! No wonder you're blocked. You had road ear....(hense the DV reference.)
3 years ago
Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - Although I LOVE words...need to make the meanings and hope all understand.. I totally got lost on.. "words where art thou" because I fucking loved the Movie.. Where Art Thou! 😝😂😝
3 years ago
Morley​(sub female){Max Sterne} - https://youtu.be/_dl2L4v6ecM
3 years ago
RequiemforaSoul​(dom male){BlueBabyGi} - Oh Brother...one of my all-time favorites.
3 years ago
SchrodingersDinosaur​(switch female) - This is how my mind works sometimes too! 😂
3 years ago

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