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Granted, but you end up doing everything exactly the same, except you find yourself binge watching the Bachelor


I wish I was smarter.

Granted, but everyone is twice as smart as you.

i wish ...
Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:02 pm • 287 Replies • 130121 Views
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But I will. They are all adonises with a dry cough and low grade fever.

I wish I could sleep 10 uninterrupted hours every night.

Granted, but your job has become permanently grave yard shift.
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Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:04 pm • 287 Replies • 130121 Views
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Granted, but you break several bones of every partner you kiss or have sex with.

I wish I had an all male harem to keep me and my mounting boredom occupied and during this isolation.

Granted, b ...
Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:00 pm • 287 Replies • 130121 Views
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Granted, but its a particularly harsh winter and you are forced to eat your young.. (sorry).

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

Granted, but all you can see is in black and white.

i wish i had s ...
Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:10 pm • 287 Replies • 130121 Views