Corrupt A Wish

Fate • Apr 17, 2020

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Granted, you invented Viagra but lawsuits begin rolling in from emotionally distressed men whose erections won’t wane no matter what they do.

I wish I had a quarter for every email in my overflowing Inbox right now.

Mister Anderson​(dom male) • Apr 17, 2020

Granted, but you lose all your money when you're scammed by a Nigerian prince.

I wish I had a genie

Bunnie • Apr 17, 2020

Granted... but she only understands ancient languages that are long ago dead.


I wish I was living in my favourite place.

xxxalexxx​(sub female) • Apr 17, 2020

Granted... but you’ll have 3 roommates living with you who never clean up after themselves


I wish animals could talk to me

Cephalus​(switch male) • Apr 17, 2020

Granted, but you can only understand them when they are insulting you.

I wish this pandemic was over.

Bunnie • Apr 17, 2020

Granted... I don’t want to corrupt that one.


I wish all schools taught sign language as a second language.

skyrich​(dom male)​{rottenbrat} • Apr 17, 2020

Granted. I also don't want to corrupt that one.

I wish for everyone having problems in their relationships to have understanding towards each other, that their problems may be resolved.

Justme26 • Apr 18, 2020

OW come on, all right; granted but what no one realises is that, if not for your wish, they would all have ended up with someone better.

I wish I could eat everything I like and stay in good health.

Mister Anderson​(dom male) • Apr 18, 2020

Granted, but for some reason you can only stand eating Kale.

I wish I had a sense of humor.

Bunnie • Apr 18, 2020

Granted... but no one else will get your humour.


I wish I could consciously regulate my body temperature.