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THE KINKY POET

Some of my erotic poetry
3 years ago. January 21, 2021 at 9:27β€―PM

After taking a teasing on the post entitled I DARE YOU on the cheeky SSG page. I was challenged by the incredibly cheeky JUICY JESS to a poem. After claiming the two of these cheeky upstarts could finish off this poet and leave me for dead.

Not being one to shy from a challenge ladies I give you

 

Saucy minx's challenge

So you dare to challenge me, whilst I'm laying here in bed, say you to would destroy and leave this poet for dead

I hope you two can here me laugh, all away across the pond, you two really make me smile, of both of you I'm fond

I won't name you both, or both your Daddys I may offend, but I'm sorry I'd nail you both, in a night that would not end

Maybe you two could be the warm up act, I'll sit patiently in my chair, but once you two were ready, you would both know I am there

So when you throw your challenge down, be careful of what you wish, I might put you both across my knee and spank you with a switch

Oh no one prefers a spoon, I remember reading it, she is a avid blogger, I wonder what the other likes, a riding crop or flogger

So ladies thanks for the laugh, your challenge would be fun and you both would get fucked real hard, and have marks across your bum

Ron xx

Thanks for today you both made a old man laugh

Love and light xxx

SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - 🍿🍿🍿🍿

*Watches from the sidelines, taking bets from the other spectators*
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Bet on the cripple but I want a cut lol
Love and light
Ron x
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - *Flips my switch, puts my Domme face on, and drags my infinitely full toy box out of the closet* ... can't say I didn't warn him.

Shit *messages SSG while I'm at it and asks her to pick up more lube, some ice packs, ohhhh and some jalapenos* 🀣🀣🀣
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - You do know I can't feel from the waist down so I hope the jalapeΓ±os for your or SSGs ass lol xx
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Awww, you are adorable ... no one said anything about any of it being used on a cock

I happen to be an expert at BNT ... breast and nipple torture, so you don't have to look kit up. What's good for the girls, works on the boys as well 😈😈😈
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Ooh yummy let's play, the words TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT spring to mind lol
L n L
Ron xx
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - Hahaha not mine!!! No jalapenos for me. My butt puckered just from reading that.
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Lol your ass is safe ... you cut them open and rub them on certain areas, not put them in you hehehe 😈😈😈
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - 😬
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Apparently they were for me lol
Ronx
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - Jess, don't forget the ginger!
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Anyway Jess i think you better wait for your back up lol
L n L
Ron
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Lol you've read my poetry, you know the tame stuff I share publicly, I think you know damn well I don't need any 😜

But I digress, it is past your bedtime after all
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - I'm always in bed, but if you would like to read me one of your non public escapades it might be a relaxing bedtime story. I love a tame tale to drift off too lol
L n L
Ron xx
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Tame tale huh ... okay then, tame and boring it is. The tamest non-public bedtime story I have to offer so you can maybe actually sleep before morning lol ...

https://1drv.ms/b/s!Ar6agzu0Uv9Sded1RKEaallFkpg

*shakes head* He should have went with the least tamest one πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - I'm sorry I expected them all to be tame, didn't realise there was a choice lol...my bad
Ron x
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - That's what happens when you forget that adorable littles and middles are also kinky AF submissives as well ... tea, pfft, I'll take bourbon neat thank you😁
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Hell there's the girl i was expecting to turn up, all rough and no fluff lol
Ron x
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - They don't call me Juicy "likes it rough" Jess for nothing 🀣🀣🀣
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - So they don't call juicy " likes it rough" jess for nothing so you pay them for the title...cool lol.. sorry it was to easy xx
L n L
Ron xx
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Well when you have social anxiety and never leave your house, sometimes you have to pay for people to say nice and interesting things about you so you can pretend you have a life ...
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - My love i will say wonderful things about you for free because you are a bundle of awesomeness xx
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - *shakes head* why does it feel that WE (middles/Little's) are the teachers of all these silly Dom's? They will learn tho....they have no choice!
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - I maybe silly sweetheart but I ain't no Dom, no disrespect to the Doms, I'm just a gobby poet
Xx
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - I'll read that later xx ta xx
L n L
Ron x
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - Jess has totally held her own
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - *digs into her first aid kit*

🧾
Ice packs
Gauze
Antibiotic ointment
Medical tape
Catheters
Tiger balm
Baby oil
Safety scizzers
Glucose monitor
Insulin
Blood pressure cuff


*Looks in the fridge*
🧾
Fruit
Water
Protein shakes
Ice cubes

ALL SET JESS!!
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Lol we are supposed to be pain and pleasuring him to death, not playing nurse and keeping him alive 🀣🀣🀣
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Lol oohhh which ones wearing the nurses outfit i do love a dress up lol
Ron x
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Oh a late arrival lol nice its like a little tea party.....shall I pour
L n L
Ron xx
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Careful with the "L" word ... you don't want a hulked out monkey coming after you shouting about being a big girl 🀣🀣🀣
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Well I wouldn't want to offend Monkey xx
Bless her
Ron xx
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - 🀨 ... πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - Well, I DO have scrubs and medical training...

Jess, I was prepping for aftercare.....granted, you could use the Tiger Balm and catheters for your play....but SOMEONE has to care for the lad while you two hyenas are laughing your asses off after your play! Lol!
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - Damn you fat fingers! I was going to EDIT THAT!
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Don't worry this lad can deal with the dynamic duo of Jess and SSG
Thank you for your concern though
L n L
Ron x
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - Yer a better man than I Ron....

Wait...that didn't cum out right.
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Now that's funny lol
Ron x
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - Oh I am finally caught up. How did I miss all of that?
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Monkey's type fast ... πŸ€”
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - So it would seem lol
Ron x
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - On your toes Mr Ron 😝
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - If only i could sweetie if only i could xx
Ron
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Welcome to the party sweetness
Ron x
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - *dials phone* "Hello? Medical Supply? Yes, I'd like to place an order for a Hoyer Lift. You can deliver? Excellent! No. I am trained to operate it, thank you."
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Is that code for sex swing 😈😈😈
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - A Hoyer Lift is used to lift a bed bound patient up out of bed....so yes, a sex swing for the paralysed. :)

Yer welcome. 😈
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Well how interesting lol
A hoist/sex swing so I could raise said female to wheelchair licking height
Ron x
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - Ronald, it could lift YOU up to a height where you could spank DOWNWARDS with a submissive who is standing...basicly, you could be lifted to standing height.
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Ronald omg its the police or my father Ronald lol
Ron x
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - I was going to ask for a hamburger Ronald.
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - He would need a snorkel πŸ˜‚
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - And a chair that floats πŸ€”
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - A chair that floats?
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Not me I'm a qualified rescue diver lol
Ron x
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - You would need to be rescued
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣! Omg!!! I'm dying!!!
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Steady no dying on my blog
Lol
Ron
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - From you two please you are kidding right
Lol
Ron
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Well if you think you and it can handle Niagara Falls level juicy, okay then 🀣🀣🀣🀣
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Don't worry i can swim
Lol
Ron x
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - Like an octopus that attacked your face lol
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - I suppose it could be compared to one ... I mean it can rival my mouth for gripping around things and sucking 🀣🀣🀣

Don’t care if that’s not what their suction cups do 🀫
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - Same here
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Ooh nice
Ron
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - God, I am so going to pay for this
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - Get in line, I’m pretty sure I just secured the front of the line lol
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - Omg!!! I can't breeeeeeath!!!!!!
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Bless do you need mouth to mouth lol
I'm sure one of your girls could help
Ron
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - I've seen Alien lol
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - Alien?
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - The creature is a face hugger
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - πŸ“’ From here on out my pussy shall be known as β€œthe face hugger” πŸ“’
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - Lol!!! JJ
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Lol awesome I named a Pussy lol
I'm so proud
Ron x
3 years ago
SirsBabyDoll​(sub female){Pizza+β˜•} - Don't forget your rainbow shitter!
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - πŸ€£πŸ™ƒπŸ€£πŸ™ƒπŸ€£
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - Ohhhhhhh
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - First it was Jess then SSG noe SBD, its turning into a free for all lol
Ron
3 years ago
Mama Bear JJ​(dom female){koa} - No my dear Mr Ron, I think you mean a gangbang πŸ˜‰
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - Going do a train...choo choo oh wait...can we do a train?
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Yes but I'm the driver lol
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Well if that's what it is gang bang away
Ron
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - There was that movie called Octopussy...JJ.
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - I love a bit of BOND...AGE
RON XX
3 years ago
SSG{ENM-TLP} - Is that 8 cats? Lol
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Bond Janes Bond lol
Ron
3 years ago
GiannaRay​(sub female) - Oh so you take challenges???? Hmmmmm???? I think I remember challenging you to take the BDSM test just for shits and giggles πŸ€”. Lol πŸ˜‰
3 years ago
The Kinky Poet​(other male) - Lol nice try love i meant poetry lol
Wouldn't want to find out who I am really lol
I like being just a poet
Ron x
3 years ago
GiannaRay​(sub female) - Damn! πŸ˜‚
3 years ago

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