Good evening, my dear reader! I know it’s been a while since I’ve said too much, and I apologize. Life has been hard. Harder than one could imagine. But I’m on the light side of that dark tunnel now, so all is good now. But this isn’t a post about that! This is just a quick post about an interesting exchange I had this afternoon with a friend of mine whom I thought was on the vanilla side. I may have been wrong.
Me: Look, I know you had a rough week at work. Don’t make me kidnap you and take you for a drink!
Friend: I’m not scared of you. And even if I were, I can run faster scared than you can mad.
Me: Alright. Kidnapping it is. Get in my windowless van, little girl!
Friend: (without any hesitation) yes, Daddy!
Me: …
Friend: …
Me: Good girl.
Friend: Fucking hell…
We are a purely plutonic friendship, and we never discussed sex or any of that stuff, so I guess I just assumed she was vanilla because she is just so sweet and innocent. We both laughed for about 5 minutes after that though. Worth it!
