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2024 is almost over, so RESPECTFULLY confess something you've wanted to tell me. It will be between us.
~Repost this and see who surprises you.~ ?? Hoping I don't regret doing this.
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook.
It was time for some nookie, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy, I in the nude.
Had just hit the bedroom, and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there came such a cry.
That I lost my boner and momma went dry.
Up to the window I jumped like an elf.
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on crest of the snowman we'd built.
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear.
But a rusty old sleigh, and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled.
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.
Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite.
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
"Woa Shithead, Woa Asshole, Woa Stupid, Woa Putz!
"Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts!
"Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree.
"Quit shaking the sleigh, cos I gotta go pee."
They cleared the lamp post, the tree got a rub.
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And from up on the roof we heard such a clatter.
As each little reindeer emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jockeys, to cover my ass.
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore.
He looked like a bum and smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel!", he said with a smile.
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay a while."
He walked to the kitchen and for himself poured a drink.
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee.
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack.
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false tits.
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box full of condoms was Santa's next find.
And six pairs of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension.
And several more things I shouldn't even mention.
A cock ring, a G-string and all types of oil.
And a dildo so long it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs Santa will shit.
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."
He filled every stocking, then took his leave.
With one tiny butt plug stuck under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead.
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, took reins in his hitch.
Saying "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout.
"The best thing about pussy is you can't wear it out!
Merry Yule from Eros, Hekate, and House Yggdrasil ❤️?❤️?
Some may know and some may not.
My belief system when it comes to this time of year, most would call pagan.
I am of Norse-Celtic decent, as is Hekate.
For this reason we celebrate the times before the H.R.E. turned Yule into the "Christmas celebration". Taking many of the Yule traditions and Festivities and incorporating them into "Christmas Traditions". The song "The 12 Days of Christmas" are actually the 12 days of Yule.
We do not celebrate what Coca-Cola other corporations have made this holiday to be.
If you celebrate Christmas, than so be it and there is no harm in that.
We just choose, with others, to celebrate Yule (The Winter Solstice) in the ways of our Ancestors.
So which ever way you choose to celebrate, my your season be filled with joy.
That's It, I AM DONE!!!
It has been a long year, and I am completely finished with all of my classes!!
Wait, did you all read the title and think something else? ?
I want to thank all those that have been supportive in this journey.
Especially Hekate who has had to endure my crabbiness while doing my classwork.
Next it is time to move to the next chapter and get the business up and going.
For now, it is time to celebrate!!
What an incredible fucking weekend!!
Hekate and I are back from Naughty Revival 2024 and it was spectacular!!
First off, we went with a brother and sister of ours who are also leaders of House Yggdrasil with Hekate and myself. The time we had together was incredible. Next year we are doing the big suite.
It was great to see our old friends and make some new ones and some great connections to help build our community in the area. This included some offering to come up and help with education on various subjects for people who want to learn things like fire play, whips, floggers, protocol, and some more of the edge play.
Hekate and I attended a class on interrogation play and we will be looking to explore that.
Also, I was asked to participate in a Waterboarding scene that was extremely intense. My shoulders and arms still are sore from this as myself and another Dominant friend of ours were asked to hold down the arms and legs of the bottom. Watching it I am sure that it was pretty wowing, but participating in it was mind blowing.
And before you ask, my Dominant friend was one of the DM’s on site, plus there was medical and another DM on standby to make sure nothing went sideways with the scene.
Unfortunately this did interrupt Hekate and I preparing to do our scene which threw us off and pulled us both out of our headspace. We still managed to do our scene to the delight of our friends that wanted to watch.
The vendors were amazing and we did pickup some new tools. New flogger, claws, and suspension cuffs. They were all very helpful to direct us to what it was we were looking for.
i could ramble on about this for a while, so I will just say this. If you have never been to a large event such as a takeover, you are missing out. Going with people for their first time…. it was fun watching them have their minds blown. Naughty Revival is what the BDSM community is about.
Here is a great song that would have been perfect for that waterboarding scene.
5.5 hours is what it took.
Laying face down with a 23 bar doing its work.
To say that it was a bit “spicy” is a bit of an understatement, but it was endured.
Luckily, Hekate was able to come in after the first 2 hours bringing me some snacks and sugar. ❤️❤️❤️
I could not be happier with the work.
New Years Eve will be the final session to finish the Triquetra.
Can’t wait to see what the artist has in store since I gave him full artistic authority.
The time has cum once again for us to get ready for the largest Hotel Takeover in Minnesota.
This is our 3rd consecutive year going and we are looking forward to seeing old friends and making new ones.
If you have never been to a Hotel Takeover, you do not know what you are missing. Between the vendors, entertainers, and educators there is a lot to do at these events. Lets not forget the Dungeons either. ???
So to any of you that are going, may you have safe travels and we look forward to seeing you there.
7 days and the Kink Party begins!!
Another morning in my stand wait for the elusive buck to come by so I can take him to freezer camp.
As you may notice, there is this white stuff all around me as we are getting the first snow of the year here in North Central MN. At least there isn’t a lot of wind and the birds and squirrels are still having fun all around.
I can say that being out here is my home away from home. It is the place where I can sit and get grounded. Just watching nature in all of its wonder. The Universe has definitely blessed Hekate and I with this beautiful property that we get to call ours.
Yes it can get cold in the winters and steaming hot in the summers. We get a week of fall and spring. But in all honesty, I would not trade it for anything. We have been on this journey to come to this specific time and place and we are right where we are supposed to be. There are new and exciting things happening for us that I will not disclose as of right now, but maybe in the near future.
These are truly the moments I live for. It is only when you realign yourself with the things that truly matter that you start to live life and live it to its fullest. No more chasing after worldly things. I have learned to let go of all of that and just flowing with the Universe and enjoying the journey along the way.
To all of our veterans
Far and near.
We thank you for your service
For all those years.
You sacrificed your time,
And some gave your life.
You preserved our freedom
By willingly paying the price.
Many of you
Were sent overseas.
You were wounded in battle,
With scars and disease.
But courageous and brave,
You weathered the storm.
You faced every battle
With faith and beyond.
We honor you with joy
For all that you've done.
You stood strong for our country,
For our daughters and sons.
So no one stands alone,
We walk hand in hand.
Remember, we are with you.
Together we shall stand.
We salute you today.
Hear what we say.
Let our words speak eloquently
In this special way.
On this day,
Let us express our love and thanks
For the sacrifice you paid.
You served in honor
For many years and days,
And we will never forget
How you were strong and brave.
~Susan R. Smith.
So the process has started. As you can see, the Artist has a blank canvas from which to start.
The day began with the normal morning stuff then off to Duluth for my 11am appointment.
The first thing up was stencil work making sure that every thing worked and was positioned correctly on my back. 
The stencil had to be done in 4 pieces due to the size of the piece.
As you can see from the smudging, it took a couple Runs on the wing of the right shoulder to get it setup perfectly. Once ready, it was a quick break to let it dry in and then the work could begin.
The next hour was all of the work in the center of my back and done the spine. Let me just say that this was the most spicy area. The worst part was the tips of the tail going over the kidney area. This was sitting face forward in a massage chair.
After a quick bathroom break and stretch, it was time to move on.
The next hour was spent on my stomach for Left Wing, minus the top little bit.
Another hour of on my stomach and the Right wing was done.
Then we went right to the chair to finish both sides top of the Wings.
The lines were completed within 3 hours of the stencil being placed.
Stage 1 completed.
Stage 2 of shading gets done in 1 month. Stay tuned. ?