Master and the Sub

Don't know when it was invented, all through old movies you saw a rough old cowboy using a brush to lather up his face and shave with a straight razor. Sorry ladies they never showed a woman lather up her parts to shave, damn shame could have learned how much you all suffer in the name of hygiene. My problem is my beautiful sub thinks the stuff was made for torturing me, got me in the bathroom one night while trying to shave, right down the back of my underwear and then patted my ass to make sure it was good and lodged up my ass. Second assault was standing over me while I was taking a shower, washing my hair I thought my shampoo smells different, low and behold she is standing over me giving me the half of can treatment. Now I am paranoid every time I take a shower, she's like a ninja waiting for her chance to get me. Now funny part is if I try to get even then, she uses the puppy dog tears to exclaim I just washed my hair, or please don't. How am I supposed to deal with this behavior, I got a brat and It's not what I am used to. I have figured out that revenge is best when she will have no clue, I will watch my back, but at the same time plot my sweet revenge, oh and for the doms who thinks cropping her ass will be justified well she enjoys that way to much. As for now I wait, this Lion will patiently wait for the right moment to have my satisfaction. Oh and she bought 4 cans of the stuff, claiming there was going to be a shortage, my ass. Hope everyone is doing well, staying safe and playing as much as possible. Love from Lion and his Brat Hazel Eyes.